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Shukansi tips

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my brothers and sisters , I need shukaansi tips .
Wallahi I am not a bad looking kind of somali.
laakin I am under the impression that the reason that makes women run away from me , is because they cannot handle me .Of course I keep under control my sexual impulses like I do my other animalistic instincts , but I want to know why?
such a mysterious creation of God are the women. :lol:


Please let's have a "rejected" moment , I know I am not alone , c'mon be honest madafakas
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Because most girls find Your long, calaacal rants about Darood, qabil boring, and aren't interested in that kinda talk.
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Oh hoo , you're implying most of the beautiful girls among the somalis are darood ?
Well , it's 50/50
You have nabeela , we have helwaa


See how dumb it looks :lol:
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SahanGalbeed wrote:Oh hoo , you're implying most of the beautiful girls among the somalis are darood ?l:

:lol: I knew You would find something from hadalkayga to spin it
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Ninyahow shukaansi iyo shuqul caruuredkan intaad isaga baxdid, wadanki orodow tago oo xabad fresh ah oo MTV maskaxdeeda ka guuxen ka so guurso.Thats my talow qurbaha mid kasta aroos iyo meher aadan ka bixi karin bey kugu xidhiye, jeebadahaaguna way daloolan....see maafish lacag maafish naag. :whoa:
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Sahan mid aan kula taliyo waxaan shukaansiga iska dhaafeee mid 16 jir ahi, Gabiley ka soo guursoo taasi yara rog rog intaadan ka xiisa dhicin.
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SahanGalbeed wrote:my brothers and sisters , I need shukaansi tips .
Wallahi I am not a bad looking kind of somali.
laakin I am under the impression that the reason that makes women run away from me , is because they cannot handle me .Of course I keep under control my sexual impulses like I do my other animalistic instincts , but I want to know why?
such a mysterious creation of God are the women. :lol:


Please let's have a "rejected" moment , I know I am not alone , c'mon be honest madafakas
waxaad ku tidhaa,Kow Jow Now, Naa soo bax :dj:
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Maybe you should use some of your broken french on them, they might think that you are nin khatar aah :D
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You want Mustaqbal, Go wadaad on them. Ukhti fillaah, Keif al-xalak. Sahaba said this in Yawmul badr. One time abdullaahi ibn mascuud was running. Sheikh Idreess al-muduloodi said this. bla bla bla.

If you want temporary, Go ganster on her. Never say Assalaamu calleykum istaaqfurullaah, Insha allah. Keep it right in the whood. Whats up shorty? whats cracking with ya? Wanna Roll with me? Me my n*igger want to hang out. Wanna hallachu? Give me something Kizz girl. Like licking them down the tongue. That is what am talking about.

You got to pay me for this tips.
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Minneapolis Mayor wrote:You want Mustaqbal, Go wadaad on them. Ukhti fillaah, Keif al-xalak. Sahaba said this in Yawmul badr. One time abdullaahi ibn mascuud was running. Sheikh Idreess al-muduloodi said this. bla bla bla.

If you want temporary, Go ganster on her. Never say Assalaamu calleykum istaaqfurullaah, Insha allah. Keep it right in the whood. Whats up shorty? whats cracking with ya? Wanna Roll with me? Me my n*igger want to hang out. Wanna hallachu? Give me something Kizz girl. Like licking them down the tongue. That is what am talking about.

You got to pay me for this tips.
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Navy9 wrote:Maybe you should use some of your broken french on them, they might think that you are nin khatar aah :D
Lol this..

And why cant they 'handle' you?
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Re: Shukansi tips

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What Helwa said without that acidic tone she has

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[quote="SahanGalbeed"]
I am under the impression that the reason that makes women run away from me , is because they cannot handle me/quote]

do u want to be handled?
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Maybe your calaacal is too much for them.

Tip #1: stop your constant calaacal, talk less than her.

Tip#2: tell them you are a Dr instead of a male nurse.

Tip#3: compliment the woman often, gas her up to boost her self esteem.
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Re: Shukansi tips

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Minneapolis Mayor wrote:You want Mustaqbal, Go wadaad on them. Ukhti fillaah, Keif al-xalak. Sahaba said this in Yawmul badr. One time abdullaahi ibn mascuud was running. Sheikh Idreess al-muduloodi said this. bla bla bla.

If you want temporary, Go ganster on her. Never say Assalaamu calleykum istaaqfurullaah, Insha allah. Keep it right in the whood. Whats up shorty? whats cracking with ya? Wanna Roll with me? Me my n*igger want to hang out. Wanna hallachu? Give me something Kizz girl. Like licking them down the tongue. That is what am talking about.

You got to pay me for this tips.
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