Install Security System on Your Wife!!!

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:10 pm

When I get married I will install anti-rape system on my wife's puzzy-its very painful so don't even try it-I will also install an alarm system on her azz and titties -that if anybody touches -even a if its a baby --the alarm will sound -just like cars -and I will wake up and the pervert better run for his life.
so if any man tries to phuck her he is gonna get captured. I can only remove that shyt-this is just some of the stuff -that I'm working on -so I don't have to worry about her ass or feel jeleouse

intellex · Post by **intellex** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:13 pm

loooool kramer Laughing

how about if he is your friend

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:33 pm

[quote="intellex"]loooool kramer Laughing

how about if he is your friend[/quote]

why is my friend cheating behind my back? he deserve it Laughing

Mowhawk · Post by **Mowhawk** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:56 am

[quote="Kramer"]When I get married I will install anti-rape system on my wife's puzzy-its very painful so don't even try it-I will also install an alarm system on her azz and titties -that if anybody touches -even a if its a baby --the alarm will sound -just like cars -and I will wake up and the pervert better run for his life.
so if any man tries to phuck her he is gonna get captured. I can only remove that shyt-this is just some of the stuff -that I'm working on -so I don't have to worry about her ass or feel jeleouse[/quote]

Laughing

Kramer, yes mate, it is called chastity belt. Laughing

Post by **The-Screw** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:04 am

you should be worried about the dude in your avatar. Smile

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:18 am

How about if you teach your wife how to take care of herself and learn to trust her? I know it's radical, give it a shot.

biko · Post by **biko** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:24 am

[quote="Kramer"]When I get married I will install anti-rape system on my wife's puzzy-its very painful so don't even try it-I will also install an alarm system on her azz and titties -that if anybody touches -even a if its a baby --the alarm will sound -just like cars -and I will wake up and the pervert better run for his life.
so if any man tries to phuck her he is gonna get captured. I can only remove that shyt-this is just some of the stuff -that I'm working on -so I don't have to worry about her ass or feel jeleouse[/quote]
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why not save yourself the trouble and find a xalimo that doesnt make you so paranoid!

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:22 am

Beek
Good advice for a change.

Mowhawk · Post by **Mowhawk** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:27 am

[quote="MAD MAC"]How about if you teach your wife how to take care of herself and learn to trust her? I know it's radical, give it a shot.[/quote]

Mac

How can one teach a wife those skills? I thought at the time of marriage, she would have an inbuilt procedures of those types? Laughing

Radical?

Do ever sense that you are one of the most radical person that set foot in Somalinet? Laughing

Why not as they say in Boston "give a shot" to change it? Laughing

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:31 am

I'm not radical at all. In fact, I see things with a clarity that most people lack. I mean look at this net. Everyone spends all their time attacking every institution that man ever created.

And no, it's not hard to teach your wife basic security procedures to help prevent her from becoming a victim of violent crime.

Mowhawk · Post by **Mowhawk** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:37 am

[quote="MAD MAC"] And no, it's not hard to teach your wife basic security procedures to help prevent her from becoming a victim of violent crime.[/quote]

Mac

You are an institutionalised soldier and it is evident to many that you express like Fox's fair and balanced, kind of a patriotic American soldier.

Kramer wrote this;

"I will also install an alarm system on her azz and titties -that if anybody touches -even a if its a baby --the alarm will sound -just like cars".

Do you think that this guy in interested in her safety, or her snatch? Laughing

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:41 am

First of all, I am not institutionalized. You guys have a knee jerk anti-American attitude about anything and everything. Most here on the net talk as if America were Nazi Germany or something. It's ridiculous!

Secondly, Kramer is just a fool. Re-read the quote.

Libaax* · Post by Libaax* » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:11 am

kRAMMER

have you ever thought of buying a dof leash and getting yourself an owner, why dont you install those "security" systems on your sister???

i mean you dont want your sister getting rape now do you???

nacas foqol do you think insluting females will get you attention here???

Miss_Killa_Foodstampz · Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:58 am

[quote="Kramer"]When I get married I will install anti-rape system on my wife's puzzy-its very painful so don't even try it-I will also install an alarm system on her azz and titties -that if anybody touches -even a if its a baby --the alarm will sound -just like cars -and I will wake up and the pervert better run for his life.
so if any man tries to phuck her he is gonna get captured. I can only remove that shyt-this is just some of the stuff -that I'm working on -so I don't have to worry about her ass or feel jeleouse[/quote]

You Need Afar Fatoxoo In Ur Life

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:23 pm

Killa
You're looking nice honey.

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