

So I was moving out heavy furniture and I didn't know anyone with a pickup truck, so I called up a middle age somali guy that helps people move/carry loads with his truck but I just needed the truck to dump the furniture few buildings away (nothing big). He comes in like 30 minutes, so I told him Ill bring the stuff out just backup the truck. Me and a friend bring out the big couch ready to load it, so the guy walks over and gives a helping hand. We're all carrying the coach walking towards his truck in the rain, 30 seconds goes by before I looked around and asked: "Where is ur truck man...why u parked so far??"
he goes "waa caadi, waa caadi...just keeep on walking"
the next thing u know we are @ our intended destination the main dumpster soaking wet 5 minutes later
I am confused at this point, so on the walk back I asked again ninyahow where is the truck? I'm not gonna walk again carrying that stuff in this rain, so bring it over..
he goes "maya maya waan heeynaa hada..soobaxa" and just brushed it off
we get back for the remaining stuff, me and my hommie start to lift a TV stand looking at each other like WTF, the somali guy comes over and grabs the side again to give us "muscle". I am hoping this time we're using the truck cus I called him for that reason only.....yet again he derails us saying "WAAN KU FILANAHAY...HADA HADA GEEYNEEYNAA MEESHA".
Me:

I said FOCK THIS NYGGA and continued walking back and forth to the dumpster til me and the hommie did all the work, even tho wet as fock 40 minutes in the rain!
Xariifkaan goes in my apartment and sits down trying to chat (I am waiting for him to get to the point), after a while he goes waan sii baxaayaa ee aan kala dhameeysano
my friends reaction:

I said listen man the whole reason I called u was for ur vehicle not muscle as we were perfectly capable of doing it ourselves and eventually did it WITHOUT the truck. I gave him a $20 bill trying to be nice....
he goes "$50 wax ka yar maba qaato"

I said if u don't get the fock out of my place now I'm gonna put u out!!!! waa waalantahay?
He put the twenty in his pocket and leaves shaking his head...
THE INDHA ADEEG OF THIS NYGGA?