My sister has born a child in my exact image. She is 9--high articulate, and very sharp tongued.
ME: Child, you have grown an inch last I saw you.
Niece: And YOU have aged last I saw you. You r beginning to look like mama.
ME:

speechless But who is prettier? Me or your freaking mama?
Niece:

To be honest--you are prettier. But mama is more kind than you.
ME: I beg your pardon?

Who buys you the most expensive gifts? Have I not done so? Who has taken u to those nerdy places u like to visit-- museums, libraries, historical venues--who?
Niece: You of course. dearest Aunt-- give me a hug.
ME: NO! FK NO! AM out of here!!!!!!!
