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My sister has born a child in my exact image. She is 9--high articulate, and very sharp tongued.


ME: Child, you have grown an inch last I saw you.

Niece: And YOU have aged last I saw you. You r beginning to look like mama.

ME: speechless But who is prettier? Me or your freaking mama?

Niece: To be honest--you are prettier. But mama is more kind than you.

ME: I beg your pardon? Who buys you the most expensive gifts? Have I not done so? Who has taken u to those nerdy places u like to visit-- museums, libraries, historical venues--who?

Niece: You of course. dearest Aunt-- give me a hug.


ME: NO! FK NO! AM out of here!!!!!!!

Is she fat?

Alcha

do u know there is a book out there about economics called the alchemist? Why did u choose this name, I am curious?


PS: I don't have a fat family member.

Basra, is it True you chose your name because the time you joined somalinet it was the beginning of the Iraq war? Lol

I just liked the name.

Basra come on Skype abaayo.

Alcha@lol

That's true. I first joined in late 90s, early 2000 when the Iraq was happening, I heard the city of Basra-- and my vanity was impressed by the lovely sounding name.


Alcha--no u a liar. LOL tell me the truth--why did u pick the name? Is it because of your biology class/major?

Basra I liked the book.

Now come on Skype and wear the same outfit as last time please.

Btw am chatting with you from Nairobi Kenya, you should consider yourself lucky.

Alcha@loool

are u the same as 'waryaa'>??????

Lool pure comedy

Basra a 9 year old managed to make you this insecure LMAO, who is prettier kulaha.

Basra, just like James Bond I go from one city to the other doing

Ur sister managed to give birth to a nine year old?

Glad to see you're back, Basra. I've missed posts like these.