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I have found the cure to procrastination

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Get a baby.

After you've changed the nappy for the 3rd time, managed to get them to eat something and finally put them to sleep. You will sing for joy and make the most of the time you have. You'll find yourself ticking off all those tasks whcih would normally take you weeks to get through and this time it will only take you the 3 hour freedom window to get to the bottom of that list.


So my advice to procrastinators - volunteer to babysit, become a single parent for a while. You will no longer have the time to procrastinate.
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llooool, and here I thought there was something I could use..mise baby iyo waxaan loo joogin baad la timi :usure:
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Lord help that baby.. :mrgreen:
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Re: I have found the cure to procrastination

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No baby, a job will do :lol:
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Re: I have found the cure to procrastination

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Maandeeq don't knock it till you've tried it. Aren't there any babies you could responsibility for - at least 8 hours straight?


zulaika wrote:Lord help that baby.. :mrgreen:
Every dirty diaper has a silver lining :mrgreen:
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Re: I have found the cure to procrastination

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Gantaal05 wrote:No baby, a job will do :lol:
So what is it that you're procrastinating in the first place?
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This doesn't work.. Tell me when you've come up with something better.

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Ismaiil, what makes you say that?
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I've got kids and after putting them to sleep, you'll fall into a session of deep procrastination. Your mind will justify this laziness by telling you "you've been busting your arse around all day, have a break mate."
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Caruurto wa shaqo maydhan, by the time you're done with the baby you're so exhausted and can barley move or do anything.

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ManD333q wrote:llooool, and here I thought there was something I could use..mise baby iyo waxaan loo joogin baad la timi :usure:
exactly my thoughts.
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Re: I have found the cure to procrastination

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BV, maxaad inoo soo lug goyse walaalo, I am procrastinating right now.. :(
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Re: I have found the cure to procrastination

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You guys should have realised OP was having you on when she found the cure to procrastinating while procrastinating on SNet. :lol:

Indeed such advances to the human kind can only be made outside the distracting cyber space of SNet.
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Re: I have found the cure to procrastination

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P.s babysitting is hard work. You cannot get anything done with a baby. If they are not crying, pooping or feeding and thus need attending to you feel guilty not giving them attention (by not playing with them) :)
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