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NM the previous comment. I thought you were a woman.

You know I use to have the same problem with my previous nick. People use to think I was a male then I finally decided to change it. I use to constantly have to explain that I was female.

Instead of people constantly changing their nicks all the time , Snet should create icons under the username that indicates if your a male or female. Less confusion and less time wasted

So you don't want a female name but you're okay with one that makes you sound like a 12yr old midget?

SimplySerene wrote:You know I use to have the same problem with my previous nick. People use to think I was a male then I finally decided to change it. I use to constantly have to explain that I was female.

Instead of people constantly changing their nicks all the time , Snet should create icons under the username that indicates if your a male or female. Less confusion and less time wasted

You can change the color of your username to indicate if your a Man or girl. Off to the control panel.

I want to change mine too, and I don't mind someone picking a new nick for me.

Hooyada iyo kikuyihii ku dhalay ba was, waxaasa ina bartay , somalinimada la sheego ba gebigeeduba kuwa waxa ina baray baan ku nacay

Magnusomalius wrote:Hooyada iyo kikuyihii ku dhalay ba was, waxaasa ina bartay , somalinimada la sheego ba gebigeeduba kuwa waxa ina baray baan ku nacay

Why has this person not been banned yet? All he/she does is go into threads and randomly insult people's mothers.

Magnusomalius wrote:Hooyada iyo kikuyihii ku dhalay ba was, waxaasa ina bartay , somalinimada la sheego ba gebigeeduba kuwa waxa ina baray baan ku nacay

WTF

Ismaill87 wrote:^ why did you call yourself Amal???

I've explained this a number of times but since this is my last time, I'll do it again.

I came here and i found my name was taken.

So, i went to the next best name: amal Jaber.

I was 8, in class 4, and my heart had just been crushed by a certain teacher. There was this girl i really liked (hindu), her name was Jigna. She used to come and tell me: "hey you are number 1. (In class)" And i really liked her. For some reason, The class teacher never liked me. So he came one day and ordered me to sit with the daughter of the Chief (Or was it Asst. Chief?). Problem is, this girl used to sleep in her school uniform, and she used to wet her bed. She smelt so bad and i felt really bad. I was not sure what my love life would look like - i was a broken man. Then, after such a bad time in class 4, we went to class five when Amal Jaber, an Arab girl, came.

Now, EVERYBODY knew that Amal was beautiful. Her neck was long like that of a giraffe. Her legs were really beautiful. So one day, we were told to come for saturday class. These classes were mainly for practicals (like being taught how to roast maize (home science,) batik and tie and dye (art and craft)) Now the unique thing about these classes is that we were allowed to come in home cloths. This was also the time when those cloths with stuff printed on them (like dollars, yen, giraffes and so on) was very popular and parents found it fashionable to make suits for their kids.

So it was on saturday morning like this: what do i see but Amal Jaber walking in, dressed in one of those kiddish suits. The shirts and shorts with lions and elephants printed on them.

Her THIGHS were so beautiful. Her hands were pure. I went to her home after a few days (3 Kilometers from our home) where i found her drying the utensils outside. That is where i saw an electric kettle for the first time. I was dressed in one of those undersized polo-necks since cloths could only be thrown away when they were torn and not when they were small. She looked at me with shyness; i looked at her and smiled sheepishly. she was 1 year older than me, so guys in class 8 started hitting on her. I changed schools.

Now i've moved on since i've found a nice girl through Snet. I hope the mods will understand my predicament.

Respectfully,

Small Simba

we can't actually change your name, the option you have is to retire this name and create a new account

Shirib wrote:we can't actually change your name, the option you have is to retire this name and create a new account

then explain how meyle samaale changed his name to only Meyle???

Warsheekh wrote:

Shirib wrote:we can't actually change your name, the option you have is to retire this name and create a new account

then explain how meyle samaale changed his name to only Meyle???

It's called having an Isaaq uncle mod ~cough~ Rightwing ~cough~ put in a word for you to waryaa.

dp

Warsheekh wrote:

Shirib wrote:we can't actually change your name, the option you have is to retire this name and create a new account

then explain how meyle samaale changed his name to only Meyle???

hmm, no clue. Maybe the admin can change it, but I know I can't.