Whats its like being married to a women Snet member
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Whats its like being married to a women Snet member
Hello
I just got in after a long day chilling with friends and fam. a friend of mine told me he once feel as sleep whilst his wife was on a forum chatting. he woke u for fajr and she was still on the same forum chatting. so it dawned me and I began thinking to myself what it must be like being married to one of the women on snet. I mean am not going to bash anyone but here is a rough idea of what it would be like.
women who use forums generally are outspoken, stubborn, compulsive liars, arrogant and feminist who hate marriage and children. now the ones on Snet are somalians so ill add qabilist as well. these women would rather die then admit wrong doing. women who are very dominate and can hold an argue till a guy decide he's had enough and flees the home. after every minor argument they request a divorce. these women are sensitive and the man must always assure them. they love hugs, cuddles and kisses on the cheek and neck. these women are racist and have lots of personal issues like weight, height, hair, nails and clothing.
personal hygiene these women have are that of a old fat lazy smelly ginger compulsive hoarder who lives somewhere in scotland. they tend to shower when their husband puts up a fight. they have takeaway boxes and pepsi cans all over the bedroom floor and desk. their bedsheet wont get changed unless the husband says "shit its been a week". they simply refuse to cook and clean so the children eat bread when they come in from school like pigeons. their children are 5 years older then their age because they have to fend for themselves like fox's.
they cant work because they been up 18 hours on Snet so they simply cant wake up 7.30 to shower and eat anjeero then go work and put in a 9 to 5 graft. so they sign on benefits proudly and shamelessly. some of them must be on incapacity benefits because when they speak to their benefit advisor their eyes are bloodclot red and have white nasty stuff white stuff on their lips and cheeks. so the advisor thinks they not mentally fit for employment.
their husbands generally speaking are "gacan ku gabad" weaklings who cant utter a word of criticism without a pepsi can or a shah stained cup being hurled at them. you only have to look at one of the comments made by a grown women the other day about her husbands privates. these weaklings disgusting of an excuse of a husband are more like maids and with a click of a finger they will run towards their wife and do as she says.
ofcourse their are single ladies on here. these single ladies are exactly the same the married women above only they are single. oh yeah and they have fluffy belly bottoms. they cant find a mate because they never leave their bedrooms. they cant even speak to people in real life because this skill has been used for a good 5 years. they argue with their family all the time because they refused to clean the house and cook. they live in a world of their own and refused to get out. very trampy lot.
now their are some fine women on here who work hard to care of their homes and satisfy their husbands and come on Snet to quickly chat shit and log off so they can get on with their lives. now I will name these find specimen of women on request only.
thanks
I just got in after a long day chilling with friends and fam. a friend of mine told me he once feel as sleep whilst his wife was on a forum chatting. he woke u for fajr and she was still on the same forum chatting. so it dawned me and I began thinking to myself what it must be like being married to one of the women on snet. I mean am not going to bash anyone but here is a rough idea of what it would be like.
women who use forums generally are outspoken, stubborn, compulsive liars, arrogant and feminist who hate marriage and children. now the ones on Snet are somalians so ill add qabilist as well. these women would rather die then admit wrong doing. women who are very dominate and can hold an argue till a guy decide he's had enough and flees the home. after every minor argument they request a divorce. these women are sensitive and the man must always assure them. they love hugs, cuddles and kisses on the cheek and neck. these women are racist and have lots of personal issues like weight, height, hair, nails and clothing.
personal hygiene these women have are that of a old fat lazy smelly ginger compulsive hoarder who lives somewhere in scotland. they tend to shower when their husband puts up a fight. they have takeaway boxes and pepsi cans all over the bedroom floor and desk. their bedsheet wont get changed unless the husband says "shit its been a week". they simply refuse to cook and clean so the children eat bread when they come in from school like pigeons. their children are 5 years older then their age because they have to fend for themselves like fox's.
they cant work because they been up 18 hours on Snet so they simply cant wake up 7.30 to shower and eat anjeero then go work and put in a 9 to 5 graft. so they sign on benefits proudly and shamelessly. some of them must be on incapacity benefits because when they speak to their benefit advisor their eyes are bloodclot red and have white nasty stuff white stuff on their lips and cheeks. so the advisor thinks they not mentally fit for employment.
their husbands generally speaking are "gacan ku gabad" weaklings who cant utter a word of criticism without a pepsi can or a shah stained cup being hurled at them. you only have to look at one of the comments made by a grown women the other day about her husbands privates. these weaklings disgusting of an excuse of a husband are more like maids and with a click of a finger they will run towards their wife and do as she says.
ofcourse their are single ladies on here. these single ladies are exactly the same the married women above only they are single. oh yeah and they have fluffy belly bottoms. they cant find a mate because they never leave their bedrooms. they cant even speak to people in real life because this skill has been used for a good 5 years. they argue with their family all the time because they refused to clean the house and cook. they live in a world of their own and refused to get out. very trampy lot.
now their are some fine women on here who work hard to care of their homes and satisfy their husbands and come on Snet to quickly chat shit and log off so they can get on with their lives. now I will name these find specimen of women on request only.
thanks
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Cool story, bro. 

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Very tragic story.
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So let see if i get this stright, a wife who has a hot body waiting for her in bed spended her night in forum full of strangers...insteadI just got in after a long day chilling with friends and fam. a friend of mine told me he once feel as sleep whilst his wife was on a forum chatting. he woke u for fajr and she was still on the same forum chatting
of having a hot steamy sex with her husband ?

Ninyahow, next time sheeko la rumaysan karo so alif..waxan wax caqliga gali kara maahe.

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Re: Whats its like being married to a women Snet member
salool wrote:So let see if i get this stright, a wife who has a hot body waiting for her in bed spended her night in forum full of strangers...insteadI just got in after a long day chilling with friends and fam. a friend of mine told me he once feel as sleep whilst his wife was on a forum chatting. he woke u for fajr and she was still on the same forum chatting
of having a hot steamy sex with her husband ?![]()
Ninyahow, next time sheeko la rumaysan karo so alif..waxan wax caqliga gali kara maahe.
er do you really think couples have sex every single night? do you really think someone wants to shower throughouly every single morning before fajr. no one can keep a sex life like dat.

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salool wrote:So let see if i get this stright, a wife who has a hot body waiting for her in bed spended her night in forum full of strangers...insteadI just got in after a long day chilling with friends and fam. a friend of mine told me he once feel as sleep whilst his wife was on a forum chatting. he woke u for fajr and she was still on the same forum chatting
of having a hot steamy sex with her husband ?![]()
Ninyahow, next time sheeko la rumaysan karo so alif..waxan wax caqliga gali kara maahe.

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Re: Whats its like being married to a women Snet member
saacJabshee wrote:women who use forums generally are outspoken, stubborn, compulsive liars, arrogant and feminist who hate marriage and children.

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Re: Whats its like being married to a women Snet member
salool wrote:So let see if i get this stright, a wife who has a hot body waiting for her in bed spended her night in forum full of strangers...insteadI just got in after a long day chilling with friends and fam. a friend of mine told me he once feel as sleep whilst his wife was on a forum chatting. he woke u for fajr and she was still on the same forum chatting
of having a hot steamy sex with her husband ?![]()
Ninyahow, next time sheeko la rumaysan karo so alif..waxan wax caqliga gali kara maahe.
Loooool@ ur comment. Walaaley bal guurso oo kadib inoo waran

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Re: Whats its like being married to a women Snet member
How did I miss thissalool wrote:So let see if i get this stright, a wife who has a hot body waiting for her in bed spended her night in forum full of strangers...insteadI just got in after a long day chilling with friends and fam. a friend of mine told me he once feel as sleep whilst his wife was on a forum chatting. he woke u for fajr and she was still on the same forum chatting
of having a hot steamy sex with her husband ?![]()
Ninyahow, next time sheeko la rumaysan karo so alif..waxan wax caqliga gali kara maahe.


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Re: Whats its like being married to a women Snet member
So waxa nahay bahalo behind the screen 

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Re: Whats its like being married to a women Snet member
As long as she gives me the sex when I want and makes me food when I am hungry, I don't care what she does with her alone free time.

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