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this is how the Bantu from Kenya view us?? funny, but true

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:33 pm
by Somali-Transporter
One bantu views on the somalis??? read Down..

.....now since i see this great forum has been invaded by Somalis. I think its good just to educate you my fellow Kenyans on how the Somalis are,as a person who has been in Mogadishu and interacted with them also for many years. now Kenyans think the Somali are one homogeneous nation. the truth however is that there are many other tribes in somalia apart from the Somali. they include the minorities like the bantu,bajuni, benadir and madhiban who are the real natives of somalia. the Somali are a very proud and boisterous people. they are also fierce, unafraid and very savagery and barbaric. this can be seen in how they have exterminated the other minorities in the country like the bantu and madhiban. well somalis have diffrent tribes, not like our tribes shere in kenya since the somali are more of clans. to a Somali the clan is the single most important unit of life socially and pollitically. to a somali a clan is important than religion, they literally worship there clans. they will never marry or bed another somali. they consider it a curse . they accuse other clans of being primitive but to us they are all primitive its very funny. just like a beggar accusing anothe beggar of being a beggar :lol: :lol: .there are 3 main clans in somalia and they include
1. hawiye
2.isaaq
3. darood
(see map ) now each of these clans have there own characteristics and territory, the hawiye reside in central region and mogadishu. they are very barbaric and are responsible for the raping and chaos of mogadishu. there warriors are called mooryan which I think is related to our masaai moran. they hate foreigners and when there are no foreigners they butcher each other. they also marry of their girls at ages 9-10.

the other clan is darod. it is a big clan containing also numerous sub clan. they reside in north and south somalia. the ogaden are one of the clan. other somali clans accuse the darod of being cowardly and there women are reported to be promiscuous and very generous opening there legs to strangers. they are also the main pirates and love alcohol. they live in puntland and thrive in organised crime, it is common for one darod woman to be married to two men especially if they are pirate and have money.

the third clan is called the issaq. they are the ones with a country called somaliland. they are the most that love miraa and trade in it. 80% of somaliland economy comes from miraa. the isaaq are very afraid of other Somali clans, there a little bit more civilized at least they have made a stable region and are well educated in somali standards. other clans envy them and cant wait to butcher them once again.

with that said,the majority of Kenya Somali are darod ogaden,isaaq like johnie and few hawiyes. its easy to rule over somali just pitting them against each other. Somalis hate each other very much and that's how we can sub due them. thank you

source http://nipate.com/understanding-the-som ... 18-15.html

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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:47 pm
by hargaysaay
omg this made my day cant stop laughing. let me highlight the parts that got so laughing out loud.
Somali-Transporter wrote:One bantu views on the somalis??? read Down..

.....now since i see this great forum has been invaded by Somalis. I think its good just to educate you my fellow Kenyans on how the Somalis are,as a person who has been in Mogadishu and interacted with them also for many years. now Kenyans think the Somali are one homogeneous nation. the truth however is that there are many other tribes in somalia apart from the Somali. they include the minorities like the bantu,bajuni, benadir and madhiban who are the real natives of somalia. the Somali are a very proud and boisterous people. they are also fierce, unafraid and very savagery and barbaric. this can be seen in how they have exterminated the other minorities in the country like the bantu and madhiban. well somalis have diffrent tribes, not like our tribes shere in kenya since the somali are more of clans. to a Somali the clan is the single most important unit of life socially and pollitically. to a somali a clan is important than religion, they literally worship there clans. they will never marry or bed another somali. they consider it a curse . they accuse other clans of being primitive but to us they are all primitive its very funny. just like a beggar accusing anothe beggar of being a beggar :lol: :lol: .there are 3 main clans in somalia and they include
1. hawiye
2.isaaq
3. darood
(see map ) now each of these clans have there own characteristics and territory, the hawiye reside in central region and mogadishu. they are very barbaric and are responsible for the raping and chaos of mogadishu. there warriors are called mooryan which I think is related to our masaai moran. they hate foreigners and when there are no foreigners they butcher each other. they also marry of their girls at ages 9-10.

the other clan is darod. it is a big clan containing also numerous sub clan. they reside in north and south somalia. the ogaden are one of the clan. other somali clans accuse the darod of being cowardly and there women are reported to be promiscuous and very generous opening there legs to strangers. they are also the main pirates and love alcohol. they live in puntland and thrive in organised crime, it is common for one darod woman to be married to two men especially if they are pirate and have money.

the third clan is called the issaq. they are the ones with a country called somaliland. they are the most that love miraa and trade in it. 80% of somaliland economy comes from miraa. the isaaq are very afraid of other Somali clans, there a little bit more civilized at least they have made a stable region and are well educated in somali standards. other clans envy them and cant wait to butcher them once again.

with that said,the majority of Kenya Somali are darod ogaden,isaaq like johnie and few hawiyes. its easy to rule over somali just pitting them against each other. Somalis hate each other very much and that's how we can sub due them. thank you

source http://nipate.com/understanding-the-som ... 18-15.html
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:48 pm
by Caashaqa
He's so spot on lmao dumb somalis I swear

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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:54 pm
by metamorphosis
Doesnt take a genius to figure a somali wrote this.

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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:07 pm
by AbdiJohnson
I believe a Kenyan wrote this. Somali clans and Somali culture is not a secret. Anyone can learn it. We have foreigners who speak Somali in America and Europe so why can't a foreigner know about our internal problems? Wallahi once a Lebanese acquaintance was telling me the subclans of Somalia once. I was speechless. Our information is known

I am,

Abdi "My Qabiil is Bigger than Your Qabiil" Johnson

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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:17 pm
by siren
metamorphosis wrote:Doesnt take a genius to figure a somali wrote this.
Lmao right?? We all know who trolls other forums for ictiraaf.

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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:22 pm
by hargaysaay
why do you guys have to take every thing serious, take the thread for what it is which is hilarity.
i am pretty sure iidoor would never say isaaq are afraid of other somali clans, cmon its obvious.

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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:27 pm
by Waqooyism
We, Isaaq, don't give a fok who wrote it or what it says. It is from a Bantu soil and for that reason its below our shoes. Nothing to sweat over.

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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:48 pm
by AmalJaber
metamorphosis wrote:Doesnt take a genius to figure a somali wrote this.
Hahaha not really. He's a meru and that's why he calls himself Njuri Ncheke...he claims that that's where the brits got their Jury; Njuri Ncheke is some kind of meru court

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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:50 pm
by AmalJaber
The discussion in the thread is very informative though

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:57 am
by Caashaqa
Waqooyism wrote:We, Isaaq, don't give a fok who wrote it or what it says. It is from a Bantu soil and for that reason its below our shoes. Nothing to sweat over.

And yet the world still sees you as a uneducated,violent, extremist somali :lol:

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 4:02 am
by Somali-Transporter
Caashaqa wrote:
Waqooyism wrote:We, Isaaq, don't give a fok who wrote it or what it says. It is from a Bantu soil and for that reason its below our shoes. Nothing to sweat over.

And yet the world still sees you as a uneducated,violent, extremist somali :lol:

Those Bantus are deadly honest, because if it where from a European, then i would not take it seriosly, but the bantu are Humble people, and their views are correct always..

besides that i read many Things they wrote about somalis, example like when they were attacking Kismayo.. they view us like a weak ass country..

Somalilands, trust me if you get accepted to have your own country!! remember you live in the middle of many enemies WHO already control your poltics.. amxaaro are one freaking hungry country with many people to feed, so they will need a port.. Zeila they already claim it, that Zeila belongs to them..

The West will not help you! Ethiopia is their favorite country.. you will be left only to die sxb!

when this Bantus, can enter somali soil and do whatever they want... then what do you think ethiopia will do to Somaliland! they lost Eritrea, and they are strong, so WHO is left with port that are weak, Somaliland.. they are already in Somaliland poltics.. and the South are in problems from bantus.. like kenya, wants to subdue them..

god knows what will be left of this ancient race

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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 4:06 am
by Typhoon
metamorphosis wrote:Doesnt take a genius to figure a somali wrote this.
my idoor detector went of as soon as I saw "isaaq have their own country"..ding dong!
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 4:27 am
by Vivacious
Somali-Transporter wrote:
there are 3 main clans in somalia and they include
1. hawiye
2.isaaq
3. darood
He sure has no idea of the 4.5 system that killed us.