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I know of a girl in Tdot who been misbehaving. Misbehaving is understatement actually bc she was fcuking around wth Jamaicans. Do to this behavior her family laid out a massive plot to ship her to Hargeisa. They told her it was a summer vocation. Once she got there her uncles, who were paid agents and who were angry at her, got hold of her. They stripped her passport from her. They put her under house arrest. Afterwards they planted her cousin to marry her and fcuk the living day out of her. Miraculously she just would t get pregnant ( apparently do to a Jamaican tempering with her Somali sized punani.. I don't know).

She was held there for 2 years. Finally she figured that her grandma was hiding her passport. One day she set the house up and down to look for it. Once she found it she travelled to Ethiopia. She snitched on her family. Eventually she got back to Canada.

Do u know of such a stories?

That trick does not work these days teenagers are much clever than what parents seem to think of them. I know a few kids from holland, finland, sweden who were sent for daqan celis/ proper teaching of the religion. So the parents left them in an islamic school which had accomodation for the students. Long story short the macalin from dugsi beat them with shamu (made from tyre) these kids some how escaped from the tightly monitored school and went to their embassies in Nairobi and disclosed what had happened. The kids were sent back to their scandanavian countries they original lived in and put in the care of child protective services.

Man, menace your a laugh! Thanks man you made my day.LOL

I was smoking on a rooftop of my hotel when I met this Qalanjo no older than 25 who noticed that I was qurbajoog. She asked me for a cigarette and I gave her one. She and I started talking. She was a dhaqanceliis from Etobicoke, Toronto. Poor woman got sent back and was married off to a cousin of hers. It didn't work out and she was just milling about looking for a job. She seemed to be a pleasant person and we exchanged numbers. We became good friends and she often hung around at my place catching up with my bootleg DVDs, high speed net and entertainment room.

AbdiWahab252 wrote:I was smoking on a rooftop of my hotel when I met this Qalanjo no older than 25 who noticed that I was qurbajoog. She asked me for a cigarette and I gave her one. She and I started talking. She was a dhaqanceliis from Etobicoke, Toronto. Poor woman got sent back and was married off to a cousin of hers. It didn't work out and she was just milling about looking for a job. She seemed to be a pleasant person and we exchanged numbers. We became good friends and she often hung around at my place catching up with my bootleg DVDs, high speed net and entertainment room.

You leaving the freaking juicy part of this story bro.. Stop spoon grading us son, can't u just tell us that u Took her to the back room where u told her that u would repatriate her back to T.dot with one condition... As soon as u said that she took off her diric ...




But sadly u were impotent and couldn't raise it up. That's when she told u that she had a man who use to rock her world intimately. Then she mentioned the name and it was @the Menace". She went on to declare that she was afraid no other man can sexually satisfy her.

Some of you guys should be fictional writers.

DANGIRL wrote:Some of you guys should be fictional writers.

Like who?

i knew one dhaqancelis girl but you would never believe what she did. this girl was soo bad that her family in somalia sent her back to london

saacJabshee wrote:i knew one dhaqancelis girl but you would never believe what she did. this girl was soo bad that her family in somalia sent her back to london

Lmao, the dhaqanceelis was so bad she got sent back? U made me Hahaha on that one wallaahi
God I love Snet

MenaceToSociety wrote:I know of a girl in Tdot who been misbehaving. Misbehaving is understatement actually bc she was fcuking around wth Jamaicans. Do to this behavior her family laid out a massive plot to ship her to Hargeisa. They told her it was a summer vocation. Once she got there her uncles, who were paid agents and who were angry at her, got hold of her. They stripped her passport from her. They put her under house arrest. Afterwards they planted her cousin to marry her and fcuk the living day out of her. Miraculously she just would t get pregnant ( apparently do to a Jamaican tempering with her Somali sized punani.. I don't know).

She was held there for 2 years. Finally she figured that her grandma was hiding her passport. One day she set the house up and down to look for it. Once she found it she travelled to Ethiopia. She snitched on her family. Eventually she got back to Canada.

Do u know of such a stories?

Haye menace, u decided the story u were telling me needed a thread of its own miya ?

PrettyPrincess wrote:

saacJabshee wrote:i knew one dhaqancelis girl but you would never believe what she did. this girl was soo bad that her family in somalia sent her back to london

Lmao, the dhaqanceelis was so bad she got sent back? U made me Hahaha on that one wallaahi
God I love Snet

even al shabab baa ka gacan ka tagay oo ka kaaliyay taan. not even gonna get into though

saacJabshee wrote:

PrettyPrincess wrote:

saacJabshee wrote:i knew one dhaqancelis girl but you would never believe what she did. this girl was soo bad that her family in somalia sent her back to london

Lmao, the dhaqanceelis was so bad she got sent back? U made me Hahaha on that one wallaahi
God I love Snet

even al shabab baa ka gacan ka tagay oo ka kaaliyay taan. not even gonna get into though

Loooool, sounds like a qatar story' u should make a whole thread about it like menace

DANGIRL wrote:Some of you guys should be fictional writers.

apparantly AbdiWahab lives in a world where pretty lonely girls are just enchanted with his presence they usually exchange amorous looks followed by seduction
its usually the female that initiates it, Abdiwahab always manages to trance her with his charm, but seriously for how long are we gonna believe this shit is true.

hargaysaay wrote:

DANGIRL wrote:Some of you guys should be fictional writers.

apparantly AbdiWahab lives in a world where pretty lonely girls are just enchanted with his presence they usually exchange amorous looks followed by seduction
its usually the female that initiates it, Abdiwahab always manages to trance her with his charm, but seriously for how long are we gonna believe this shit is true.

PrettyPrincess wrote:

MenaceToSociety wrote:I know of a girl in Tdot who been misbehaving. Misbehaving is understatement actually bc she was fcuking around wth Jamaicans. Do to this behavior her family laid out a massive plot to ship her to Hargeisa. They told her it was a summer vocation. Once she got there her uncles, who were paid agents and who were angry at her, got hold of her. They stripped her passport from her. They put her under house arrest. Afterwards they planted her cousin to marry her and fcuk the living day out of her. Miraculously she just would t get pregnant ( apparently do to a Jamaican tempering with her Somali sized punani.. I don't know).

She was held there for 2 years. Finally she figured that her grandma was hiding her passport. One day she set the house up and down to look for it. Once she found it she travelled to Ethiopia. She snitched on her family. Eventually she got back to Canada.

Do u know of such a stories?

Haye menace, u decided the story u were telling me needed a thread of its own miya ?

I wrote it on your thread and then I was like "bingo !"