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Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:30 am
by AbdiJohnson
America's first slave owner was a Black man

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Abdi "Slave Master Tyrone" Johnson

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:40 am
by AbdiJohnson
Yahoo turned down down the chance to buy Google for $1 million in 1997

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Abdi "Stay Losing" Johnson

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:55 am
by AbdiJohnson
California (37 million pop) has 58 more bars than Wisconsin (5 million pop)

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Abdi "I'm not drunk, I'm from Wisconsin" Johnson

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:23 am
by AbdiJohnson
Its not 2013 in North Korea. The year is 102 because North Korea marks years from the birth of Kim Il Sung and not Jesus

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Abdi "Bizzaro World" Johnson

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:29 am
by AbdiJohnson
Mortal Kombat is banned in Australia

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Abdi "Come Here!" Johnson

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:01 am
by AbdiJohnson
South Korea Military routinely blasts K-Pop music with 11 sets of loud speakers towards the direction of North Korea on the heavily militarized border. North Korea has threatened to destroy the speakers with missiles but have yet to do so

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Abdi "Bakarah Market Style" Johnson

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:58 am
by BlackVelvet
AbdiJohnson wrote:South Korea Military routinely blasts K-Pop music with 11 sets of loud speakers towards the direction of North Korea on the heavily militarized border. North Korea has threatened to destroy the speakers with missiles but have yet to do so

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Abdi "Bakarah Market Style" Johnson
lol this has to be made up

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:44 pm
by AbdiJohnson
BlackVelvet,

I only post the truth. The South Koreans regard it as psychological warfare

The founder of FedEx once saved the company by taking its last $5,000 and turning it into $32,000 by gambling in Las Vegas.

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Abdi "I Prefer Purolator" Johnson

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:58 pm
by skywalker25
The founder of Lamborghini was a business who specialised in making tractors. He bought a Ferrari but the car kept breaking down. So he went to see Enzo Ferrari and told him about his problems with his new Ferrari. Enzo dismissed his complaint and said to him; "You will never be able to drive a Ferrari, stick to your tractors. This dig left him fuming and he decided to make his own car company imaginative named Lamborghini.



Skywalker(abdijohnson ain't got shit on this)25

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:06 pm
by AbdiJohnson
Google's Error 404 page is the 33rd most visited website in the world

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Abdi "I Got More Where That Came From Nigga" Johnson

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:16 pm
by AbdiJohnson
According to research, the average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is roughly 2 days

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Abdi "I Can Relate" Johnson

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:26 pm
by AbdiJohnson
It is a FELONY to own 6 or more dildos in the state of Texas according to the Penal Code of Texas (43.21 [a] [7] , 43.23 (a) and 43.23 [f])

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Abdi "Don't Live In A Red State" Johnson

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:27 pm
by Lillaahiya
AbdiJohnson wrote:According to research, the average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is roughly 2 days

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Abdi "I Can Relate" Johnson
:lol:

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:40 pm
by Vivacious
AbdiJohnson wrote:According to research, the average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is roughly 2 days

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Abdi "I Can Relate" Johnson
Stop lying. :lol:

Re: Facts from Abdi Johnson

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:13 am
by AbdiJohnson
Deeqa,

47 hrs and 15 mins to be exact

A language dies every two weeks

Coca Cola is sold everywhere but North Korea and Cuba due to of course US trade embargoe


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Abdi "Coke Zero is my Shit" Johnson