I have arrived...

[Sophisticate]

I'm new here and I haven't experienced a warm welcome. Someone chucked a sambusa at me, right between the eyes and I nearly went blind.
I could have sworn the shaah was tainted with bad milk, it had a yoghurt consistency. And you had the audacity to pass it off as Nedo.

I will excuse your ill-mannered ways if you give me a federal post here. I know, only a qaxooti [flight 13 status] from slife would have political aspirations on snet, upon arrival.

[Clown]

Hi, you gotta cut it out with the Somalis are east african crap, that shit isn't accepted here.

[Sophisticate]

Why not? They look it. And there is a large Somali population living in Ethiopia. Plus there is also Djibouti, but for you my cake faced friend I will call you horner. It's a noble tittle that supersedes East African in importance.

[Clown]

Why not? They look it. And there is a large Somali population living in Ethiopia. Plus there is also Djibouti, but for you my cake faced friend I will call you horner. It's a noble tittle that supersedes East African in importance.

No thanks, I'd rather not.

[Sophisticate]

Fine. My guess is you bleed blue and white. Somali then. Or are you an abtris, man? I hear you people fetishize that sort of thing on here.

[Clown]

Fine. My guess is you bleed blue and white. Somali then. Or are you an abtris, man? I hear you people fetishize that sort of thing on here.

I bleed nothing, I don't have a collective identity, whats abtris? Do you mean abtiris? And yes, more than being from Somalia for sure.

[Sophisticate]

Already my Somali is corrected. - I have been found out as a member of the say wallahi generation. There goes my political agenda. Well I really don't mind using the collective identity to my advantage. My habeshi professor back in undergraduate gave me bonus points for nepotism and I'm all Somali keeping it 100. Clown you'd build bridges if it paid off, don't lie bro. I will hand you a copy of Art of War to explain it all.

[gurey25]

we welcome another refugee from Slife.

hopelfully you will not be another deranged multinicker, those crazies are all over the place

[Sophisticate]

lol. I said asylum seeker not asylum escapee. Can't be more of a madhouse than snet. A day of this and I feel like I'm having tea with the "joker."

[MenaceToSociety]

Is that you.. I picked it up from the group in Instagram.. Young folks heading to Somaliland are pooling their pics at #hargeisa

[Sophisticate]

Hey Menace thank you for the welcome. Sorry to break it you but that isn't me.

[MenaceToSociety]

Hey Menace thank you for the welcome. Sorry to break it you but that isn't me.

Like I'm gona believe that u are a new member

[Sophisticate]

You snetters are no different than slifers. Accusing people of being previous members. Bro, I'm from slife under the same name. Cool your heels drink some biyo.

[Tuushi]

Welcome and ramadhan kariim.

[AgentOfChaos]

A day of this and I feel like I'm having tea with the "joker."