Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
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- SomaliNetizen
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Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
Tell us your experience ..I'm abt to go to this shitty ass country
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Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
Which country , as long as ur not hidin anything remain clam n be cool then ur fine thy turned my friend away cus he had a khamis , kufi , n beard
Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
UK have the worst custom agents. Most strict motherfuckers I have ever encountered in my life.
U.S and Canadia border agents will be nice to you but will waste your time with 101 questions. They will act tough and emphasize their importance and their authority but they will still be courteous.
I love European agents though. They ask you basic questions and let you leave.
U.S and Canadia border agents will be nice to you but will waste your time with 101 questions. They will act tough and emphasize their importance and their authority but they will still be courteous.
I love European agents though. They ask you basic questions and let you leave.
- MenaceToSociety
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Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
Canada got some third world bastards working for them who suffer from short man syndrome..if u ever passing through canada checkout the towel heads and the midget Chinese
Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
Which city is that? Or is it a border crossing?
Did you find customs in Canadia strict?
Did you find customs in Canadia strict?
- MenaceToSociety
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Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
It was few years ago ..I went there to wage my liberation struggle, mind u the border crossing always pulls me over bc in my passport it shows that I been to Saudi Arabia, Qatar and East Africa and that shit triggers huge security concern.. But I'm talking about this time I flown into Pearson international where a towel head kid triede and I spoke from my nose bc I knew I was legitTitanium wrote:Which city is that? Or is it a border crossing?
Did you find customs in Canadia strict?
- Thuganomics
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Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
What country and why would you have hassle coming back to you country of residence
- Ismail87
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Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
Best: Danish one. I was greeted with a smile and when the blonde agent saw that I haven't been back for quite some time, she said welcome home, I was like

Worst: Saudi agents. I am sure many people who have been to Saudi will agree with me.

Worst: Saudi agents. I am sure many people who have been to Saudi will agree with me.
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Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
Americans are bastards. I try to blend in like an African American but then they ask me the last time I went to Somalia. The one time I wish to be confused for an AA is at the airport and they don't grant me that request.
Canadians are easy. Just talk about the weather or hockey. Immigrant ones are even easier
I am,
Abdi "I'm Not A Terrorist" Johnson
Canadians are easy. Just talk about the weather or hockey. Immigrant ones are even easier
I am,
Abdi "I'm Not A Terrorist" Johnson
Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
The UK customs security guy searched me because of the metal button on my jumper and I felt really uncomfortable as he was literally touching me all over and I kept laughing because it was so awkward....
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Why did you show the Canadian border guards your passport? They don't need it as identification. They don't need to see your stamps. You can show something else. The ones who need it are American border guards for you to re-enter the United States. Fucked up huhMenaceToSociety wrote:It was few years ago ..I went there to wage my liberation struggle, mind u the border crossing always pulls me over bc in my passport it shows that I been to Saudi Arabia, Qatar and East Africa and that shit triggers huge security concern.. But I'm talking about this time I flown into Pearson international where a towel head kid triede and I spoke from my nose bc I knew I was legitTitanium wrote:Which city is that? Or is it a border crossing?
Did you find customs in Canadia strict?

Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
I would go f*cking nuts, I will start shouting "OH WE'RE ALL F*CKING BLACK ARE WE UNTIL ITS IMMIGRATION THEN U CAN TELL IM SOMALI? OOOH FK U"AbdiJohnson wrote:Americans are bastards. I try to blend in like an African American but then they ask me the last time I went to Somalia. The one time I wish to be confused for an AA is at the airport and they don't grant me that request.
Canadians are easy. Just talk about the weather or hockey. Immigrant ones are even easier
I am,
Abdi "I'm Not A Terrorist" Johnson
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Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
danish simple smooth. english simple smooth, belgium simple smooth, france simple smooth, sweedish simple smooth. saudi arabia quite long and boring but u will get through
- Hodan94
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Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
the worst is Djibouti....the somali's there were speaking French when asking us questions like if it was a afar I would understand but a somali?? What was just crazy.
second place would be burco airport.... Asking me for an extra 25 dollars to enter what the hell . I called my uncle who came in with a tori. They let me go for free without paying anything. HoweverIts was a fun experience.
second place would be burco airport.... Asking me for an extra 25 dollars to enter what the hell . I called my uncle who came in with a tori. They let me go for free without paying anything. HoweverIts was a fun experience.
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Re: Name the best/worst custom agents/border security
do you look like an amxaar, how can they mistake for an afar?Hodan94 wrote:the worst is Djibouti....the somali's there were speaking French when asking us questions like if it was a afar I would understand but a somali?? What was just crazy.
second place would be burco airport.... Asking me for an extra 25 dollars to enter what the hell . I called my uncle who came in with a tori. They let me go for free without paying anything. HoweverIts was a fun experience.
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