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Name the best/worst custom agents/border security

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Tell us your experience ..I'm abt to go to this shitty ass country
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Which country , as long as ur not hidin anything remain clam n be cool then ur fine thy turned my friend away cus he had a khamis , kufi , n beard
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UK have the worst custom agents. Most strict motherfuckers I have ever encountered in my life.

U.S and Canadia border agents will be nice to you but will waste your time with 101 questions. They will act tough and emphasize their importance and their authority but they will still be courteous.

I love European agents though. They ask you basic questions and let you leave.
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Canada got some third world bastards working for them who suffer from short man syndrome..if u ever passing through canada checkout the towel heads and the midget Chinese
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Which city is that? Or is it a border crossing?

Did you find customs in Canadia strict?
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Titanium wrote:Which city is that? Or is it a border crossing?

Did you find customs in Canadia strict?
It was few years ago ..I went there to wage my liberation struggle, mind u the border crossing always pulls me over bc in my passport it shows that I been to Saudi Arabia, Qatar and East Africa and that shit triggers huge security concern.. But I'm talking about this time I flown into Pearson international where a towel head kid triede and I spoke from my nose bc I knew I was legit
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What country and why would you have hassle coming back to you country of residence
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Best: Danish one. I was greeted with a smile and when the blonde agent saw that I haven't been back for quite some time, she said welcome home, I was like

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Worst: Saudi agents. I am sure many people who have been to Saudi will agree with me.
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Americans are bastards. I try to blend in like an African American but then they ask me the last time I went to Somalia. The one time I wish to be confused for an AA is at the airport and they don't grant me that request.

Canadians are easy. Just talk about the weather or hockey. Immigrant ones are even easier


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The UK customs security guy searched me because of the metal button on my jumper and I felt really uncomfortable as he was literally touching me all over and I kept laughing because it was so awkward....
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MenaceToSociety wrote:
Titanium wrote:Which city is that? Or is it a border crossing?

Did you find customs in Canadia strict?
It was few years ago ..I went there to wage my liberation struggle, mind u the border crossing always pulls me over bc in my passport it shows that I been to Saudi Arabia, Qatar and East Africa and that shit triggers huge security concern.. But I'm talking about this time I flown into Pearson international where a towel head kid triede and I spoke from my nose bc I knew I was legit
Why did you show the Canadian border guards your passport? They don't need it as identification. They don't need to see your stamps. You can show something else. The ones who need it are American border guards for you to re-enter the United States. Fucked up huh :lol:
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AbdiJohnson wrote:Americans are bastards. I try to blend in like an African American but then they ask me the last time I went to Somalia. The one time I wish to be confused for an AA is at the airport and they don't grant me that request.

Canadians are easy. Just talk about the weather or hockey. Immigrant ones are even easier


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danish simple smooth. english simple smooth, belgium simple smooth, france simple smooth, sweedish simple smooth. saudi arabia quite long and boring but u will get through
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the worst is Djibouti....the somali's there were speaking French when asking us questions like if it was a afar I would understand but a somali?? What was just crazy.

second place would be burco airport.... Asking me for an extra 25 dollars to enter what the hell . I called my uncle who came in with a tori. They let me go for free without paying anything. HoweverIts was a fun experience.
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Hodan94 wrote:the worst is Djibouti....the somali's there were speaking French when asking us questions like if it was a afar I would understand but a somali?? What was just crazy.

second place would be burco airport.... Asking me for an extra 25 dollars to enter what the hell . I called my uncle who came in with a tori. They let me go for free without paying anything. HoweverIts was a fun experience.
do you look like an amxaar, how can they mistake for an afar?
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