To commemorate our ceremony, we would like to hear from the following,
First Knight of the HAG order his excellency Pastore AW252, to give us a briefing on the history of the HAG struggle and the subsequent mass revolution.
The Baroness of HAGalia our beloved Queen BlackVelvet, to enlighten us upto great detail the campaigning of the HAG suffragettes who now succeeded in creating the sixth clan.
Ex-Imam and current spiritual advisor Desmond Hutuking, to prophesise the threats of the anti-HAG elements and how to ward it. Quotes from the HAGiticus would be optimal O' loved one.
Our Father, our hero, our leader, sir Titanium, preserver of the HAGiticus, coiner of the famous "If HAG giveth, then HAG can taketh away", saviour of the HAG Commandmant, to provide an introductory seminar on the HAG commenwealth movement.
Local Despot, Hiloowle, the Earl of Warsheekh, supplementing our banquet with a fine glass of Isbarmuudo, coupled with Moxog, Cambuulo and Soor Galleey.
Fairfaxes of the Western front and joint foreign relations, Ugaas Geoseven and Wabar Sahal80, updating us on the HAG Talmud i.e. HAG revisionist plan to take over the World.
Friends and allies of HAG, including the honourable saint GK of madeline, superlander the faqash-grabber, SecretAgent the lost son of Jen Jilacoow, The Duke of Dir Sir Rabshoole VII,
Groupies of HAG, nicknamed the WAGS of the HAGS, led by the beautiful Miss Euphoria, to mention her euphoria in meeting Somaliman_50 (alias abakar20) the Great one and boring his male prodigies.
All members of HAG from henceforth may stand,
You may be seated now.
I declare this meeting, dated 28th of Luulyo, the year of the Waraabe (Murusade) in the HAG calender, official. HAGlettes must adress the following concerns,
-What is the final solution with Xiinow the estranged soul of the HAG greats.
-Is Faaraxoos upon the Manhaj of the HAG charter.
-Policy of the HAG empire towards the breakaway Isaacite territory.
F Hag Iyo her dabodhilif's.
