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A paralyzed man wakes up to...

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The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs

With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy.

Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad.

He called paramedics to his Trumann home and he was rushed him to hospital, where he is now recovering.

KAIT8 reports the dog was a stray that he had taken in just three weeks earlier.

Cops took the dog to a local vet, who put down. The dog's head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1413467

This is ridiculously hilarious and disturbing at the same time!
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Acuudu bilaahIi mina shaydaani rajiim :shock:
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Haraaaaaaam :(
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what is gonad?
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^ Buuryo
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:wtf: :tocry: :holdup: :snoop:
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Lillaahiya wrote:^ Buuryo
:dead:

That's the term used for boys ....
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^ I was about to say that :lol:

The correct term is Qoodhe.
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why was the dog killed? its not fair at all.
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^ Yeah it was
Zeliha wrote:
Lillaahiya wrote:^ Buuryo
:dead:

That's the term used for boys ....
:lol: Really? Didn't even know
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He thought it was a hot dog :pac:
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Something fishy about this story. :notsure:
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:shock:
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original dervish wrote:Something fishy about this story. :notsure:
Just because you can't feel it doesn't mean there's no breeze :MJ:
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