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AMAT ALLAH: I WANT YOU

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:35 am
by Galol
To make tea for me. What did you think you dirty-minfdeed posters? I am old enough to be her dad but I have this strong feeling she makes a great cuppa. Is it true Amat?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:43 am
by Mowhawk
Waryaa Octogenarian.

Anyone but AMAT-ALLAH, so piss off old bugger. Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:47 am
by The-Screw
you can have lionheart to get you some tea, but not AMAT. take it or leave it.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:47 am
by maria from west side
Damn! he's bored. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:49 am
by Mowhawk
[quote="The-Screw"]you can have lionheart to get you some tea, but not AMAT. take it or leave it.[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I think LionHeart will be healed after making a cup tea for Galol. Laughing He knows how to make voodoo cocktails. Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:07 am
by AMAT-ALLAH
perv

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:10 am
by Galol
Amat

I am thinking about you......honest..why I have no idea....it must be the tea

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:13 am
by AMAT-ALLAH
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:17 am
by The-Screw
let me translate that for you galol.



she said, F.uck off.


Smile

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:19 am
by AMAT-ALLAH
Screw hakbdsjohFajnikfs rose Wink

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:20 am
by Galol
Lets cut to the chase Amat. Are a you virgin? have you been broken into? In fact you haven't even been properly kissed have you? that is because the boys are so scared to ask. well I am asking gizza kiss as they say in liverpool gizza kiss!


Go on you are not scared of auld man like me are you? I will not go any further coz I need dynamite sticks to fire it up nowdays so it is only a kiss and a caress of those nubile erect egg-sized? two. I can see now..my hold sinewy hands ravaged by years of arthritis shaking all over your soft bosom..hmmmmm

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:28 am
by Lacageylacag
Nacala tula,
Why pick on a girl with dignity?
Go to Ay Isho or other saqajaan chicks.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:35 am
by Galol
Lacag

You stupid boy! what is more dignified than kissing a girl? What is more honourable than making love to her? How else can you show the ultimate respect?

If you ignore the shy `dignified' ones in parties and go for the loudmouth sassy sluts do you think they `dignifieds' will be pleased? You dumb, inexperienced daft lad! No they will have nothing but hatred for you for ignoring them.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:59 am
by S_lander-boy
Galol:


1- are you currently on welfare?
2- Do you have a bidaar
3- do you drive a taxi?
4- are you gay? if not do you have feminine tendencies?
5- are you an illegal alien?
6- do you chew jaad?
7- does your girl friend cheat on you on a regular basis with the adoon next door?
8- do you have two legal residence in two countries?
9- have you ever been convicted on a welfare fraud?
10- do you have a long assed teeth?
11- do you have big for head?
12- are you too damn dark?
13- are you a transexuel ?
14- are you a male prostitute?
15- have you ever had sex with a man b4?
16- have you as a child molested by the next door friendly Ethiopian neighbor?
17- have you had sex with you own sister?
can you hold your own sh*t?
18- are you wearing a diaper as we speak?
19- do you masturbate on a regular basis?
20- is you cousin going out with a Nigerian drug trafficker?
21- have you had sex with a Namibian truck driver?
22- do you drink beer? what kind?
23- are you a lonely old man
24- have you ever had sex with your own male teacher?
25- do you suicidal thoughts? how often?

26- have you ever though about strangling your ugly ass grand mom?
27- have you ever applied for a student loan and welfare at the same time?
28- is hanging around coffee shops your favorite past time?
29- have ever preformed falatio?
30- are you as ignorant as you appear to be?
31- do drink a 12 cups of tea daily?
32- is the mafrash your best place to hang out?
33- are you suffering from middle aged crisis?
34- you don't have the mental capacities to answer these questions, do you?
35- have you ever had any problems with I.N.S?if you answer yes to 2 or more to the above questions, you need dr.kaborkian to put you to sleep fooooooool



P.S LEAVE THE GAL ALONE YOU OLD PERVERT YOUR A SICK LONELY LOSER Laughing Laughing Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 10:07 am
by The-Screw
holy sh!t .