No offence to women here but you can just get a guy and live in his house and do nothing like Basra does and go to parties and stupid little cookery sessions with other women who have nothing better to do than gossip etc. Sure 9 months of labour is painful but it's like, you get even more of an excuse to do nothing apart from contraption. You know how many books you could read in that time?
Who's stopping you from becoming the wife of like the crown prince of Spain or something but a guy marrying into royal family is just socially unacceptable.
Break up with your husband.. I WONDER WHO GETS THE CHILD??????
Down with gender roles, masculism is the new feminist movement.
I'm gonna like move to like Liberia or something and wear leaves for clothes and roll in the mud with Africans until I'm fit for being a father. Seriously, maybe I'll take some cute photos with like starving kids or something and tweet it but that doesn't count
/end rant
