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There are a lot more expectations from a male, like seriously, being a breadwinner? Money isn't even a problem with me but playing the head of the house role is way too much for me to even fathom let alone consider handling. I f*cking shop, seriously, shopping?????? if my father 'shopped' I'd think wtf is wrong with him but I can't stop. I can't even look after myself so how can I look after others, I think I'll be single for ever

No offence to women here but you can just get a guy and live in his house and do nothing like Basra does and go to parties and stupid little cookery sessions with other women who have nothing better to do than gossip etc. Sure 9 months of labour is painful but it's like, you get even more of an excuse to do nothing apart from contraption. You know how many books you could read in that time?

Who's stopping you from becoming the wife of like the crown prince of Spain or something but a guy marrying into royal family is just socially unacceptable.

Break up with your husband.. I WONDER WHO GETS THE CHILD??????

Down with gender roles, masculism is the new feminist movement.

I'm gonna like move to like Liberia or something and wear leaves for clothes and roll in the mud with Africans until I'm fit for being a father. Seriously, maybe I'll take some cute photos with like starving kids or something and tweet it but that doesn't count

/end rant

Looks like you are convincing yourself that you are a man, Idol.

What do you mean by shopping? What kind of shopping do you do?

Perfect_Order wrote:What do you mean by shopping? What kind of shopping do you do?

Like, as a recreational activity, to soothe my boredom. The internet has been an escape from doing that for some time now but I'm having really bad urges to just go CRAZY in a shop or something, I have a fantasy of buying a truck load of stuff just to watch the entire staff bring it out for me and cause traffic - but I can't afford that. That's my problem. Hi, I'm hydrogen and I have issues.

Bro, we should definitely do that, and then the next day return it all just to watch their faces

"Wrong sizes, woops"

Manager- what is the reason you are returning these items
US - Dude, they're so yesterday are you serious?

Perfect_Order wrote:Manager- what is the reason you are returning these items
US - Dude, they're so yesterday are you serious?

Manager - How did you wear them all in one day?
*the entire shop turns around to hear the answer* lol

Manager - how did you wear all the clothes

Me- don't be ridiculous we just shop to buy clothes not to wear them.

LOL, is it just me or do you have favourite pieces of clothing like jacket/jumper/shirt and the day you were them together it's like

For me all the other clothes serve as "to not be judged for wearing the same thing all the time"

I have favorite pieces and then I have favorite outfits. Favorite outfit with favorite shoes

I even have favorite socks too

Perfect_Order wrote:I even have favorite socks too

LOL do they have a cartoon on them? I can't even find my socks let alone have a favourite

No, I'm not those guys who want to forever dwell in their childhood. They just go nicely with some outfits.

You're a female.