If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

CushiticReflections · Post by **CushiticReflections** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:30 am

Cue the dozens of posts about having abilities relating to money or wealth

Mine would be the ability to speak, write, and read any past and present language fluently. That would help me fulfill more than 50% of my goals.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:31 am

Unlimited, never ending orgasms.

Skippa · Post by **Skippa** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:34 am

^

CushiticReflections · Post by **CushiticReflections** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:37 am

That would get awkward, especially around family don't you think?

GeoSeven · Post by **GeoSeven** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:40 am

When I was younger, I used to think mind reading was cool, I changed my mind as I matured throughout. I decided I didn't want to know wtf was in peoples minds

Superhuman agility would be good.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:41 am

Please, my power of deception is second to none. I once maintained an erection for four hours, not to mention came nth times; all this during my graduation ceremony.

Rabshoole · Post by **Rabshoole** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:43 am

Teleportation.

GeoSeven · Post by **GeoSeven** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:43 am

Insomniac, there is an actual documentary on youtube about a female who has that problem. She has uncontrollable orgasms every 5 minutes or so I think.Careful what you wish for because that girls life is hell man. Check it out on youtube.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:45 am

GeoSeven wrote:Insomniac, there is an actual documentary on youtube about a female who has that problem. She has uncontrollable orgasms every 5 minutes or so I think.Careful what you wish for because that girls life is hell man. Check it out on youtube.

I am sorry. Her life is hell? Hell?

Does she wear nappies? Sounds hot.

CushiticReflections · Post by **CushiticReflections** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:50 am

@Insomniac lol I feel for the poor soul who had to wear the robes after you.

@GeoSeven @Armaan Superhuman agility and the ability to teleport would solve the innate Somali issue of being perpetually late. You could leave one minute before any appointment and still be on time. It's genius.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:06 am

Actually surprise sex would be a plus. Imagine going around naked, invisible to everyone. Oh my God, image all the surprise sexes that could be had. My, my.

InaSamaale · Post by **InaSamaale** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:08 am

Invisibility.

Post by **Lamagoodle** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:10 am

Geo,
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) is the female version of the male priapism. It is a physiological as well as psychological ailment.

Immortality will be my choice.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:13 am

Ailment kulaha. War waa blessing.

@Samaale
Damnit.

GeoSeven · Post by **GeoSeven** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:17 am

The possibilities with invisibility :wow:

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