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If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:30 am
by CushiticReflections
Cue the dozens of posts about having abilities relating to money or wealth :lol:

Mine would be the ability to speak, write, and read any past and present language fluently. That would help me fulfill more than 50% of my goals. :)

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:31 am
by Insomniac
Unlimited, never ending orgasms.

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Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:34 am
by Skippa
^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:37 am
by CushiticReflections
That would get awkward, especially around family don't you think?

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:40 am
by GeoSeven
When I was younger, I used to think mind reading was cool, I changed my mind as I matured throughout. I decided I didn't want to know wtf was in peoples minds :lol:

Superhuman agility would be good.

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:41 am
by Insomniac
Please, my power of deception is second to none. I once maintained an erection for four hours, not to mention came nth times; all this during my graduation ceremony.

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:43 am
by Rabshoole
Teleportation.

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:43 am
by GeoSeven
Insomniac, there is an actual documentary on youtube about a female who has that problem. She has uncontrollable orgasms every 5 minutes or so I think.Careful what you wish for because that girls life is hell man. Check it out on youtube.

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:45 am
by Insomniac
GeoSeven wrote:Insomniac, there is an actual documentary on youtube about a female who has that problem. She has uncontrollable orgasms every 5 minutes or so I think.Careful what you wish for because that girls life is hell man. Check it out on youtube.
I am sorry. Her life is hell? Hell? :lol: Does she wear nappies? Sounds hot.

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:50 am
by CushiticReflections
@Insomniac lol I feel for the poor soul who had to wear the robes after you.

@GeoSeven @Armaan Superhuman agility and the ability to teleport would solve the innate Somali issue of being perpetually late. You could leave one minute before any appointment and still be on time. It's genius.

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:06 am
by Insomniac
Actually surprise sex would be a plus. Imagine going around naked, invisible to everyone. Oh my God, image all the surprise sexes that could be had. My, my.

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:08 am
by InaSamaale
Invisibility.

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:10 am
by Lamagoodle
Geo,
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) is the female version of the male priapism. It is a physiological as well as psychological ailment.

Immortality will be my choice.

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:13 am
by Insomniac
Ailment kulaha. War waa blessing.

@Samaale
Damnit.

Re: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:17 am
by GeoSeven
The possibilities with invisibility :wow: