Why does milk come out of cows?

hydrogen · Post by **hydrogen** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:21 pm

Like why is it that urine doesn't come out of them and magically milk comes out?? I don't get it... why don't squirrels or something have the ability to make orange juice or something... WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT COWS??? All they do is eat grass!

ZubeirAwal · Post by **ZubeirAwal** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:23 pm

Indeed the Cow is honoured by Allah as a chapter is named "Al Baqarah/The cow" . Verily it is the a blessed beast and the substance that emerges from it's udder gives us great benefits.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:25 pm

Milk comes out of the udders not the penis, mate. The yield, proteins, fat, sweetness are all perfect for human consumption.

Heather Mills thinks we should drink rat milk.

http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/heath ... 98262.html

In short, I f-king loves cows.

ZubeirAwal · Post by **ZubeirAwal** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:28 pm

Wait, hydrogen thought milk is the urine of the cow?

I thought this kid was educated, but then again most of his knowledge prolly comes from the OK magazine.

hydrogen · Post by **hydrogen** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:29 pm

Rats would be easier though, you just pick them up from the floor with one hand and drink from them. Can you visualise Tesco value rat milk

hydrogen · Post by **hydrogen** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:29 pm

ZubeirAwal wrote:Wait, hydrogen thought milk is the urine of the cow?

I thought this kid was educated, but then again most of his knowledge prolly comes from the OK magazine.

Lol @ OK magazine. They give dating advice, not the anatomy of cows!

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:30 pm

@Hydro

But they are so small, they probably have just a few millilitres.

@Zubeir
Leave OK magazine out of this. :ufdup:

BlackVelvet · Post by **BlackVelvet** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:31 pm

Ermm....all female mammals produce milk.

ElfRuler0 · Post by **ElfRuler0** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:32 pm

Insomniac wrote:Milk comes out of the udders not the penis, mate. The yield, proteins, fat, sweetness are all perfect for human consumption.

A cow with a penis

ZubeirAwal · Post by **ZubeirAwal** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:33 pm

Jasmine6 wrote:Ermm....all female mammals produce milk.

true but I wouldn't drink anything other than a cow's, camel's, goat's, milk.

Pig milk *retarded cringing moment*.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:36 pm

ElfRuler0 wrote:
Insomniac wrote:Milk comes out of the udders not the penis, mate. The yield, proteins, fat, sweetness are all perfect for human consumption.

A cow with a penis

I just f-king realised.

@Jas
Wallahi I am biting my tongue.

hydrogen · Post by **hydrogen** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:37 pm

If cows are female and don't have a penis then does that mean they don't urinate :mindblown:

ZubeirAwal wrote:
Pig milk *retarded cringing moment*.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:38 pm

hydrogen wrote:If cows are female and don't have a penis then does that mean they don't urinate

ZubeirAwal wrote:
Pig milk *retarded cringing moment*.

They piss from wherever women piss from. I suppose they have a vagina.

BlackVelvet · Post by **BlackVelvet** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:42 pm

ZubeirAwal · Post by **ZubeirAwal** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:44 pm

Insomniac wrote:
hydrogen wrote:If cows are female and don't have a penis then does that mean they don't urinate

ZubeirAwal wrote:
Pig milk *retarded cringing moment*.

They piss from wherever women piss from. I suppose they have a vagina.

*cringing over9000*

I love milk don't put me off it son. :tocry:

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