Statement From Al Ikhwa concerning the snet blackout

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Statement From Al Ikhwa concerning the snet blackout

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Greetings to The Muslim World and The People of The Book,

As you are aware, somalinet recently suffered from a blackout of an elongated period. Some of you have suggested that the website's hosting service were not adequate or that the admins were not investing enough into the well-being of this online community. Perhaps there is some truth to that however on this occasion neither the servers or admins were to blame for The Three Days of Darkness.

As has been mentioned earlier this week by LetsCookBreakfast, Al Ikhwa's spokesman for mankind affairs, the following groups made a trip to Maputo, Mozambique where a great gathering took place;

- Majlis as Shura
- Father Edmund's Congregation Centre
- The Bantu Somali Council
- The Xiinow Mozambique Movement For Somalia

These four groups make up the well respected lobby known as Al Ikhwa Al Snet. As we would not have been able to guarantee the well being of somalinet members, both mentaly and spiritualy, during our absence. The great Imam, Hutuking Al Hiraab, ordered Voodoo Master Xiinow Mozambique to cast a spell upon somalinet.com so that it may witness a 3 day blackout thus the demonic forces would not be able to corrupt mankind while we retreat in Maputo. And indeed Xiinows spells are strong Image

Al Ikhwa cannot allow FAH and his team to take the blame for an action which belonged to us, surely it was an action of good and now that we have returned we can once again guarantee to spiritual well being of snet members :wow:

Desmond Hutu, Edmund Hutu Congregation Centre.
Maputo, Mozambique.
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Re: Statement From Al Ikhwa concerning the snet blackout

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Verily, the wisdom of Imam Hutuking has benefited us all. Indeed it was the Imam's intention to briefly replace the complacency of the people of the land of Snet with the ripe fruits of labour. :wow:

The spell of the mighty Xiinoow was the padlock to the complacent nature of dar ul Snet.
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The spell of Xiinow is strong and full of terror :tocry:
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Re: Statement From Al Ikhwa concerning the snet blackout

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Are Al Ikhwa Al SNet, Christians or Muslims? One minute pastor iyo father baa la sheegay marka kalana Imaam/Sheikh. :lol:
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InaSamaale wrote:Are Al Ikhwa Al SNet, Christians or Muslims? One minute pastor iyo father baa la sheegay marka kalana Imaam/Sheikh. :lol:
Most members are Muslims however we also have some from the people of the book :MJ:
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