lets Share Funny Stories

[Sheikh Mustafa]

I will start.

A man with a small "G" was married to a woman. She felt dissatisfied made up a dream story. She told him that, She dreamt of all the men "G" holding a meeting. He asked her if she recognized his and she responded by telling him that, " She recognized his from a far way distance looking too small". He got angry and told her he also dream of the Women's "V" in a meeting. She asked him did you recognized mine and he responded " Actually the meeting was being held in your "V".

Lets continue..

[GeoSeven]

[jamal9]

I will start.

A man with a small "G" was married to a woman. She felt dissatisfied made up a dream story. She told him that, She dreamt of all the men "G" holding a meeting. He asked her if she recognized his and she responded by telling him that, " She recognized his from a far way distance looking too small". He got angry and told her he also dream of the Women's "V" in a meeting. She asked him did you recognized mine and he responded " Actually the meeting was being held in your "V".

Lets continue..

.... a sheikh writing this kind of nonsense. SMH

[ZubeirAwal]

When I was two I almost stabbed my eye with a hot iron, and I dipped a slice of bread on toilet water and ate it.

[Hodan94]

Lol all your threads are marriage related...still havent found ur future wifey?

[SavySallySupersedes]

When I was 13, I got my first period. I looked down and thought: When did I spill kool-aid in my underwear?

[ZubeirAwal]

The blemishes of being a woman, they are like robots with cycles and schedules, Alhamdililah that Allah decreed that I was to be born a man.