Long distance Shukaansi

[Sheikh Mustafa]

Guys,

I am in a long distance Love (about 3yrs drive). All that I have been doing for the past 2 weeks is just talk. Gabadha is also so quiet and does not help. I am the only one that is telling stories ilaa ay sheekadiiba iga dhamaatay. So help me out.

Can you us write some few funny stories to make her laugh. Bal isoo yara caawiya.

It has to be really funny and make her laugh so I can memorize it.

[Peroxide]

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[jamal9]

tell her that you love her and you dream about her every night. one night during your dream, you saw her cooking baris iyo chicken and she was very cute. then when you ate that food together, you both were full and headed to the bedroom. then the real fun started. you walk in the morning was you don't remember what happened.

[SultanOrder]

Bro, don't do it, just drop her. A girl is not shy forever, and 2 weeks is forever. Just admit that you have nothing in common, and your relationship is going to remain that way, with her quiet forever.

[Murax]

Bro, don't do it, just drop her. A girl is not shy forever, and 2 weeks is forever. Just admit that you have nothing in common, and your relationship is going to remain that way, with her quiet forever.

I disagree. All girls are boring to talk to conversate with habeenka dhan, but its just something that has to be done to get where You want with Her.

[Xaawoley]

Guys,

I am in a long distance Love (about 3yrs drive). All that I have been doing for the past 2 weeks is just talk. Gabadha is also so quiet and does not help. I am the only one that is telling stories ilaa ay sheekadiiba iga dhamaatay. So help me out.

Can you us write some few funny stories to make her laugh. Bal isoo yara caawiya.

It has to be really funny and make her laugh so I can memorize it.

If you have to try that hard to keep a conversation going surely it's not worth the effort, wuxu ma a mute ba?

[SultanOrder]

Bro, don't do it, just drop her. A girl is not shy forever, and 2 weeks is forever. Just admit that you have nothing in common, and your relationship is going to remain that way, with her quiet forever.

I disagree. All girls are boring to talk to conversate with habeenka dhan, but its just something that has to be done to get where You want with Her.

NO, not true bro. Girls are really funny, fluid and open, you can talk to them for hours on end.

[Xaawoley]

Sheikh Mustafa, you are not a nursery teacher nor are you some sort of clown. A conversation should flow naturally, without either of you making such huge efforts.

Maybe give her another opportunity to talk, lead the conversation and if that doesn't work then I don't know.

Hoorta it's been 2 weeks, if this girl doesn't talk mch what exactly is it that you like about her? May shidan tahay in the looks department or suttin'?

[Sheikh Mustafa]

Sheikh Mustafa, you are not a nursery teacher nor are you some sort of clown. A conversation should flow naturally, without either of you making such huge efforts.

Maybe give her another opportunity to talk, lead the conversation and if that doesn't work then I don't know.

Hoorta it's been 2 weeks, if this girl doesn't talk mch what exactly is it that you like about her? May shidan tahay in the looks department or suttin'?

Walaal,

I think she was just born naturally for aamusnaan. She will laugh at my stories and would be calling but waxay rabtaah in loosheekeeyo. If I encourage haa to talk, waxay kuleedahay waxaan sheego ma aqaano. I told her to talk about her life story but way dhamaysay From Markay yareed ilaa 2 weeks ago inta aanan isbaran. Marka waan give up gareeyay in ay wax sheegto. I just want to drive the whole relationship myself. Bal xoogaa sheeko oo funny ah ii sheega oo aan baryo kusiimoodo. I probably told her everything that I ever knew because we talk almost every night anigaana hadlo.

[Hyperactive]

ayamahan dadka somalinet, hoosta laka wada ghalay. Authobilliah. Allah barya , o iska sooma. sidan nolol ma aha.

[SelfD]

long distance relationships are painful...
you might wanna think twice about continuing

[DisplacedDiraac]

Gabadha is also so quiet and does not help. I am the only one that is telling stories ilaa ay sheekadiiba iga dhamaatay. .

There's a reason why she isn't chatting Mustafa.. She isn't interested.. She's most likely killing time with you..

[Lillaahiya]

ayamahan dadka somalinet, hoosta laka wada ghalay. Authobilliah. Allah barya , o iska sooma. sidan nolol ma aha.

Jeceyl lagama soomo walaal.

[ZubeirAwal]

ayamahan dadka somalinet, hoosta laka wada ghalay. Authobilliah. Allah barya , o iska sooma. sidan nolol ma aha.

[AgentOfChaos]

Can you us write some few funny stories to make her laugh. Bal isoo yara caawiya.

Sheekadii dhagdheer u sheeg.