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Met up with a couple mates and they asked me if I wanted to go with them to McDonald's. Haven't ate fast food in ages, so I thought, one time couldn't hurt. We were just chilling at our table and this buff black girl walks in, a heavenly blessed beauty. She was a slim bird with a caramel complexion in some tight jeans with a nice backoff lalala. Imagine plowing that every night. Not gonna lie, man had to lower the gaze straight away. I could tell she was a student even though I've never seen her before. She walked through the door and when we made eye contact, she started smiling at me. She was eyeing me for a while styll. I went over to her and introduced myself. We chatted for a while, like 5 mins, no long ting. Got her number and I'm gonna text her after this last class coming up in about 10 mins. I don't know what I should do now because I don't want to make zina.

War you know what to do! Say no and keep fear in Allah and know that he's watching you.

Have some damn self control. If you can't manage that, go to the restroom and quickly choke the one eyed snake before class. Your need to copulate will be severely reduced and she won't haunt your thoughts for the remainder of the day.

What happened to implementing Sharia Law in London?

stay away from latoyas and Bon Qui Quis or you will regret it

Impregnant her

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Lillaahiya wrote:Impregnant her

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Weird Euro slang. Buff means muscular. You are in America now so speak like the locals

I am,

Abdi "Speak Properly" Johnson

Ismail87 wrote:What happened to implementing Sharia Law in London?

I wonder what the Majlis has to say.

hypocrite

She was probably mix-race, some of them can be very tempting, fortunately these girls are particularly fond of us Somali men, you should have used this opportunity to do dawah.


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The majlis probably support his cause.

Adali wrote:She was probably mix-race, some of them can be very tempting, fortunately these girls are particularly fond of us Somali men, you should have used this opportunity to do dawah.


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Is your ceeb made of gold?

Adali wrote:She was probably mix-race, some of them can be very tempting, fortunately these girls are particularly fond of us Somali men, you should have used this opportunity to do dawah.


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I don't think she's mixed race, but, yeah mixed raced girls are buff. The problem with them though is that a lot of them have sideburns like a young Theo Walcott.