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True STORY!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:02 pm
by Basra-
Al shabaab aquaan visits a sheikh in the mosque for confessional dua.


Al Shabaab : Assalam aleikum.


Sheikh hyper: wa alaikum salam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh

Al Shaah : I have killed my new bride on our wedding night. :(


Hyper: Istaqfurulaah. That is very serious. Lets bow down our heads and pray for her soul.


Al Shaah : Bows down head.


Hyper: Just out of curiousity --why did you kill your wife? Inaa lilaah


Al Shaah: She tricked me. I asked for an under age girl, ber bones were small, her weight perfect, she looked her age.


Hyper: Cough Cough---excuse me. I am confused. Then what was the problem?


Al Shaah: She tricked me with the power of a brah. I didn't know the mechanics of a brah until she removed them in our wedding night. Suddenly, they were NOT perky, standing upright, as I remember first seeing them. With the drop of the twins, and so my erection hajii droped. :cry: :cry:


Hyper: Istaqfurulaaah adeer-- too much information. but lets bow down and pray for cleansing of thoughts. :|

Re: True STORY!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:12 pm
by HayWire
:comeon: are you high again Basra?

Re: True STORY!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:12 pm
by HayWire
dp

Re: True STORY!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:19 pm
by AbkoowDhiblaawe
Basro butac boonbalo weren't u quitting snet till january? why are you back waxyaheey xusul baruurka dilaaci rabto :x

Re: True STORY!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:32 pm
by hargaysaay
Poor guy he could not get a hard on . Basra have you ever tricked your Husband with the magic of Brah ? . :D

Re: True STORY!!!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:54 am
by Hyperactive
basra, these blessing day, ka faideyso, o soonka badso. lahwel hadeeth wahba ko tari mahayo on dambi aheyn.

Re: True STORY!!!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:00 am
by OjOO
just get erc reading short and precise fill with tension exchange.
Basra you did it again. :dj: :dj:

Re: True STORY!!!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:33 pm
by Basra-
:clap: people are so uptight! :stylin: