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A Malaysian politician has announced a lullaby competition for women to sing their husbands to sleep.

Nik Aziz says Kelantan state government will hold the contest to encourage wives 'to give their best in taking care of their husbands'.

He said: "The husband returns home tired. The wife will sing the lullaby for him to sleep soundly and, when he awakes, he will be at peace.

"This contributes to the happiness of the husband and wife."

Mr Aziz added that there would be a similar contest for mothers to sing lullabies for their children.

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What if she sounds horrible and no one can stand her voice?

Then you roll over, start snoring and feign sleep as soon as possible.

u know--- MEN are feri strange species.They love to be treated like 'Babies" sing lullabies, cook for them, make their life a little pleasurable--etc etc etc...


I think it all stems to ---the need to revert to the FIRST woman they ever fell in love with.....

YO MAMA!! !!

Basra, thanks for deleteing my post. But like I told you it doesn't bother me calooley, you delete and I'll just re-post.

What I said was...........

Yaa time ey ku heesto haysa?......Seriously, this is a dog eat dog world.....
Unless he's filthy rich and I don't have to lift a finger all day, in which case
I'll be singing like Maria Carey, while doing the dances from any Sean Paul video....

Tani walaahi waa bilaa caqli...

[quote="Basra-"]u know--- MEN are feri strange species.They love to be treated like 'Babies" sing lullabies, cook for them, make their life a little pleasurable--etc etc etc...


I think it all stems to ---the need to revert to the FIRST woman they ever fell in love with.....

YO MAMA!! !! [/quote]

So you buy into this Freudian, Oedipal Complex rigmarole, huh ?? Guess that makes you a "Daddy's Girl," what with the way you demand to be spoiled. Almost as if you wish to be spoiled the way abo spoiled you.

mike its ramadan mane inaa lilaahi wa inaa ileeyhi raajucuun

xoog, I was merely referring to the psychological theories that children as adults are drawn to members of the opposite sex who most closely remind them of their parents. Your mind is working overtime, sxb. Reading innuendoes into my posts.

LOL@mikey


The spoiling for ME is 'individual'---it does not apply to the majority of females.But the 'baby-ing' of men---every mans dream is to have a wife who will take over the job of his mama--especially somali men--since-- somali men have this MEN are more important than women thingy--even in Somalia --i heard women are the only one earning a living & taking care of the kids & all that..

The men--just wake up at noon-- eat the laxox that is prepared & ready on the table.WHat is their purpose?



Zero! They wont embrace the modern equal philosophy because hey--they would loose! I mean- i dont blame them.I would have done the same thing.Not that i am wishing myself being a man or anything but its strange wont u agree??



Thats why Mikey u would make a cute hubby for me.You are essentially an equal right man--a gentleman if you will. Somalis dont know the meaning gentlemanly manner unless it has something to do with--drinking camel milk in a sophisicated cute mahogany bowl.

Boobsra, there is nothing wrong with waiting hand and foot on your husband if he deserves it! It's something you should be proud of. If he deserves it then, he would treat you the same.

Any strong woman would know that, so you can save all of your Western 50/50 Philosophy to yourself loserad yahay dabada baladhan.

Dhaga, Do you think Basra wears a belt?

mike my mind never works overtime it just goes faster than most other people

4real though you killed her with that sxb which is why am offering to be your manager so that you can be the next dave chapelle (cause that nigga a crackhead now) so long as you let me get a measly 85% of the profits

Basra,

On the contrary. I beg to differ in you portrayal of the Somali man as a dependent and parasitical rodent whose main purpose is sperm production, pleeease....It's only Somali man who, in this wide world knows where a woman's place in the house is>............ and rightfully places where that place is.......................and you know you either IN that place as we correspond ........or waiting until he comes to jump on your feet

Having said what I said, clearly Luggoyyo is NOT one of the ones who deserves it.

[quote="*HannaH*"]Boobsra, there is nothing wrong with waiting hand and foot on your husband if he deserves it! It's something you should be proud of. If he deserves it then, he would treat you the same.

Any strong woman would know that, so you can save all of your Western 50/50 Philosophy to yourself loserad yahay dabada baladhan.

Dhaga, Do you think Basra wears a belt? [/quote]



Hannah--u know u always 'hint' something sexual--a body part, a sex word, an expression--its endless walaahi,



I am not particularly' opposing serving' my hubby.Its a pleasure.I am feri loyal & none servile.I take pleasure in that-- but i get a little ticked off when the -- request-- is 'Baby--ing'' ---talking Baby talk---to moi--that pisses me off! Also-- to compare me with his mother!





I mean-- have u seen him with his mother??? Have u watched the movie HUSH??? with Jessica Lange????



ITS ieery!! uuuufff



Also nothing wrong with the modern 50/50 deal. Its revolutional. Its what prophet Moh'd PBUH will recommend.Remeber Khadija?? She was the employer of the prophet. PBUH!



I am just being rational & realistic here.

PS: case in point---exibit A---Luggooyo-- underlining his 'Manly' purpose in this world----a sperm production machine.




hasn't he heard there are clinics which do that nowadays---God forbid???

What if a woman want's to stay at home and say stuff to her husband like "Aww I missed you, Yes mommy did..." ..Lol...I mean if that's what he likes why not? What is wrong with that? Nothing is. I mean different people like weird things, most of these you should know by the time you get married. As for when you do find out, then just deal with it and comply happily because you choose to do so.

You need to stop trying to make other women seem less progressive than you are. There is no such thing as 50/50. Accept it.