Dear Basra,
I write to ask you for a meeting of a very important nature. If you would be so kind as to allow me time and a place to meet, so I may discuss with you this matter of LIFE & DEATH.
yours truly, Cousin Alphanumeric.
October 27, 2013
Dear Alpha,
I am sorry for replying to you late. I just arrived in town and was sorely disappointed to find your letter dated two days ago. My servant, kambuli--a very insufferable lazy majeerten vixen made the error of putting the letter in a draw and forgetting about it. Please write me soon and tell me what is this very dire 'matter' you want to discuss. I do not have time to meet, but would certainly fly to you, if you give me a hint.
PS Please, do not shock me so much. I am still basking under the glow of my trip from Paris.
Yours affectionately and always loving cousin--Basra.
October. 27,
Dear Basra,
I have Aids. Please, lets meet-- I am freaking out.
Yours sickly-- Alpha-taabah-caaan
October 30, 2013
Dear alpha,
Istaqfurulaah. I am shocked beyond any measure. Can it really be true? That is truly shocking and frightening. Pray, I am flying the next flight to Canada. I will keep you in my prayers on route to you. Please, stay strong and mama will be there with you.
PS: Pardon me, for I have packed a few luggages, I am planning to stay some weeks with you. I have a few instructions to make. My room must be prepared upon my arrival. I need clean white, unused linen on my bed. The servant given to my care MUST be clean, and her nails cut to a point of finger hilib protruding. I want fresh flowers in a vase every morning. And I don't eat heavy breakfast at all. I want raisin cereal for breakfast, with low fat milk, wheat bread toaster with fresh lemon on the side. For lunch I will only have tender chicken and fish. No dinner for me. Maybe a bowl of fantastic fresh fruits. Also, no one should cough in my presence, including you of course, dearest cousin. I fear, my constitution if very fragile. Also, please prepare the horses for me, I plan to do a lot of fresh air riding and hopefully we will talk much further.
One last request. I do hope you are NOT inviting cousin Qora while I stay at Chateau de Baare, I hear in the lady circles, her dhuusos have become horrendous and toxic in its smell. Please, I do not want to hate my cousin, therefore, do not create this opportunity of friction between two loving cousins.
Yours, unaltered and loving Cousin Basra!
Adali----wow. u r welcome macaanto. I had no idea u missed my writing so much, I do appreciate, u appreciating my 'creative writing'-----WHO doesn't want an adorable fan? 
