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Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:44 pm
by AbdiJohnson
I, AbdiJohnson, hereby announce the establishment of the SLP headquartered in Hodan district, Mogadishu.

Founder: AbdiJohnson
Party Leader: Dr Yalaxoow
Deputy Party Leader: MenaceToSociety

Platform:

Separation of mosque and state
Guaranteed protections for ethnic, religious, sexual and clan minorities
Implementation of a 10% sales tax
Implementation of a 10% flat income tax (for only those with incomes of $1000 and over annually)
Implementation of a 5% corporate income tax (no small business tax)
Implementation of a 100% tax on khat with plans for gradual ban
Legalization of marijuana with government promoting it as an alternative to khat
Subsidies to farmers
Free market capitalism with little govt intervention in the economy
All airports, ports and national resources under federal control
Food security and food sovereignty with bans on all food imports that can be produced in Somalia
Implementation of universal health care system
Implementation of universal educational system from K-12
Mandatory execution of murderers, treason, rapists, religious extremists, tax evaders and corrupt politicians. 10 year state enslavement of all other major crimes (prostitution). 5 years for minor crimes (assault)
Defending Somalia's sovereignty with the creation of a disciplined military of 100,000 soldiers and 25,000 naval force
Mandatory sex and STD education of 50 hours for Grade 6 students
Establishing closer ties to emerging powers and Asia
Free tuition to the top 500 students in Somalia to the university of their choice anywhere in the world
Anti-deforestation project with each citizen over the age of 6 required to plant 10 trees a year
Democratic representation based on population of districts rather than clan
Implementation of a gun registry
Implementation of nationwide census to be done every 5 yes
Signing of free trade agreements with some countries



I am,

Abdi "Vote For Us in 2016" Johnson

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:48 pm
by BigBreak
Platform:

Separation of mosque and state - No
Guaranteed protections for ethnic, religious, sexual and clan minorities - Yes for ethnic and clan, no for the other two

The rest is good

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:54 pm
by hydrogen
AbdiJohnson wrote: Mandatory execution of tax evaders and corrupt politicians.
Very "liberal" :?

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 3:02 pm
by ChiefKimbo
Image :blessed:

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 3:02 pm
by ChiefKimbo
This is what Somalia needs a secular society!

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 3:04 pm
by AbdiJohnson
Somalis are barbarians. You can't be too liberal with them or they'll take advantage and break laws

Somalis love corruption and love to tax evade -- zero tolerance. Corruption and tax evasion destroys nations. We don't need a repeat

Religious and sexual minorities will be protected from the savages who use them as scapegoats for their own problems. Gay civil unions will also be legalized. If you don't like it, don't have one


I am,

Abdi "Somalia needs to change" Johnson

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:44 pm
by original dervish
Do you have a vested interest in the gay civil union thing? :notsure:

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:58 pm
by saacJabshee
Why gay rights in a society that is one 100% against gay rights? Why should we be forced to accept homosexuality when it goes against our religion and culture? i know this is all hypothetical but we could possibly a somali politician talking about gay rights. Democracy opens the way for everything that's disgraceful.

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 6:38 pm
by hydrogen
saacJabshee wrote:Why gay rights in a society that is one 100% against gay rights? Why should we be forced to accept homosexuality when it goes against our religion and culture? i know this is all hypothetical but we could possibly a somali politician talking about gay rights. Democracy opens the way for everything that's disgraceful.
"Possibly"? :lol:

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Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 6:48 pm
by FarhanYare
i think the forumer that said snet forum is inundated with garbage was right. Which is why am announcing my temporary 3 weeks resignation :)

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:38 am
by original dervish
Hydrogen......that was an enterprising Somali politician who was out to get some of the gay NGO money that is out there.
I don`t believe for a second he was sincere....thats why I have great admiration for him. :lol: :down:

PS you can open up a Mog branch of Stonewall :lol:

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:51 am
by hydrogen
original dervish wrote:Hydrogen......that was an enterprising Somali politician who was out to get some of the gay NGO money that is out there.
I don`t believe for a second he was sincere....thats why I have great admiration for him. :lol: :down:

PS you can open up a Mog branch of Stonewall :lol:
That was probably it. :? Anything for money :lol:

Stonewall/gay rights/charity in general is not my style but you should work at stonewall

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:54 am
by original dervish
Err....no thanks.

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:56 am
by hydrogen
lol ok

Re: Somali Liberal Party (SLP)

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:41 am
by original dervish
Hydro....screenshot saved....don`t worry I won`t use it against you. :lol: