A somali hooyo tried to hustle me xalay

[eliteSomali]

It's been raining non-stop in phoenix for the last couple of days. The roads were wet, there was fog everywhere and you could not see 60 meters ahead of you. Rain, fog and at a night plus a hooyo driver is, in a nutshell, is disastrous! The road on which I was driving had 7 lanes altogether, three on each side going in opposite direction and a yellow lane which lies exactly in the center of the road and is used for left turns. Anyways I was going east and was on second lane and the somali hooyo was driving on lane to my left which is the one most adjacent to the curb. Anyways, she was ahead of me for about 60 to 80 meters. I was going 45mph which is the speed limit and I don't know how much she was going but she was going faster than I was because the distance between her and I was progressively growing until she suddenly cut me because she was trying to avoid standing behind a bus. She first slowed down and I thought she was going to stop but she didn't, and then she cut me and I slammed on my breaks so fast immediately. I ended up barely touching her car. I got out of the car and asked if she was ok and she said she was. At this point, I told her that no damage was caused to both vehicles and we were both okay, so let's part ways. she said no. I then, suggested exchanging insurance information would be the best thing to do because it was raining and cold. She said no. I told her, what then? She said let's call the cops, I said ok but she immediately changed her mind and said this. "labo boqol keen aana kala tagno" I was like because her car suffered no damage. Not even a scratch, not to mention she was at fault and the cop would cite her. I kept it cool tried to explain to her that calling the cops would be bad for her but she insisted. So I called the cops, and the cops first cited her, then did what I had suggested earlier; exchange of insurance info.

Moral of the story, don't ever feel sorry for somali hooyos.

the next one I encounter will definitely not see that side of me.

[DayaxJeclee]

Maybe it was her first attempt. Definitely will tried again.

[DarthSomali]

Say wutttttt

She saw a single dad with fresh bidaar.
That woman is a gangsta.

[HusseinHassan]

It's been raining non-stop in phoenix for the last couple of days. The roads were wet, there was fog everywhere and you could not see 60 meters ahead of you. Rain, fog and at a night plus a hooyo driver is, in a nutshell, is disastrous! The road on which I was driving had 7 lanes altogether, three on each side going in opposite direction and a yellow lane which lies exactly in the center of the road and is used for left turns. Anyways I was going east and was on second lane and the somali hooyo was driving on lane to my left which is the one most adjacent to the curb. Anyways, she was ahead of me for about 60 to 80 meters. I was going 45mph which is the speed limit and I don't know how much she was going but she was going faster than I was because the distance between her and I was progressively growing until she suddenly cut me because she was trying to avoid standing behind a bus. She first slowed down and I thought she was going to stop but she didn't, and then she cut me and I slammed on my breaks so fast immediately. I ended up barely touching her car. I got out of the car and asked if she was ok and she said she was. At this point, I told her that no damage was caused to both vehicles and we were both okay, so let's part ways. she said no. I then, suggested exchanging insurance information would be the best thing to do because it was raining and cold. She said no. I told her, what then? She said let's call the cops, I said ok but she immediately changed her mind and said this. "labo boqol keen aana kala tagno" I was like because her car suffered no damage. Not even a scratch, not to mention she was at fault and the cop would cite her. I kept it cool tried to explain to her that calling the cops would be bad for her but she insisted. So I called the cops, and the cops first cited her, then did what I had suggested earlier; exchange of insurance info.

Moral of the story, don't ever feel sorry for somali hooyos.

the next one I encounter will definitely not see that side of me.

that doesn't make sense. You said the Somali mother was driving on your left, "which is the one most adjacent to the curb", but, if you're driving (in America), the curb will always be on your RIGHT. So, was she driving on your left (third furthest lane) or on your right (first lane adjacent to the curb)?

[Colonel]

you should have just drove off after that $ demand.