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A military Junta has overthrown the gov of snet Somali gov

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:30 pm
by DoubleAppleNmint
Field Marshal Menace has staged an improbable coup while the head of state was with his Mj wife in the periphery state of Puntland


he has announced a supreme military council that includes te following men

Supreme religious preacher AbdiJohnson

colonel Perfect Order

Admiral Geoseven

Major General Gurey25

Lieutenant Hydrogen

Sergeant Danyeer

First officer Afisoone

Ambassador Minneapolis

General shirib

Speaker of the defunct parliament Original Darvish

commodore Dr Yalaxoow

The following people have been executed

Fah

Hyper

The Witch Basra has been taken as concubine by AbdiJohnson (which made no sense sense she's barren due to old age and obesity)

NewHargeisaGirl has been made the wife of the Menace

Cushtic has been deflowered by the Menace as a good charm offensive

Qoraxey has been given a husband that she always wished for

Barbarossa had been deported to Kenya bc she is suspected if being a lady if the night

XaliimaEinstein has been raped by the donkey herder Dr Yalaxoow

Re: A military Junta has overthrown the gov of snet Somali g

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:49 pm
by DonCorleone
Perfect_Order would execute the council and you know what happens next.

Re: A military Junta has overthrown the gov of snet Somali g

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:27 am
by HooBariiska
they are all handicapped except guray

Re: A military Junta has overthrown the gov of snet Somali g

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:50 am
by DoubleAppleNmint
We, the ruling junta, are here to announce that HooBariiska is in coma after a car accident which he was at fault :(

Re: A military Junta has overthrown the gov of snet Somali g

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:43 pm
by DoubleAppleNmint
Breaking News: AbdiJohnson the atheist has overthrow the head of state, Menace, and installed himself as President for life. He also declares Somalia an atheist state. First Nation to openly declare such an adherence. The question is, will he murder his good friend and possibly his illigitimate father ?