A military Junta has overthrown the gov of snet Somali gov
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:30 pm
Field Marshal Menace has staged an improbable coup while the head of state was with his Mj wife in the periphery state of Puntland
he has announced a supreme military council that includes te following men
Supreme religious preacher AbdiJohnson
colonel Perfect Order
Admiral Geoseven
Major General Gurey25
Lieutenant Hydrogen
Sergeant Danyeer
First officer Afisoone
Ambassador Minneapolis
General shirib
Speaker of the defunct parliament Original Darvish
commodore Dr Yalaxoow
The following people have been executed
Fah
Hyper
The Witch Basra has been taken as concubine by AbdiJohnson (which made no sense sense she's barren due to old age and obesity)
NewHargeisaGirl has been made the wife of the Menace
Cushtic has been deflowered by the Menace as a good charm offensive
Qoraxey has been given a husband that she always wished for
Barbarossa had been deported to Kenya bc she is suspected if being a lady if the night
XaliimaEinstein has been raped by the donkey herder Dr Yalaxoow
he has announced a supreme military council that includes te following men
Supreme religious preacher AbdiJohnson
colonel Perfect Order
Admiral Geoseven
Major General Gurey25
Lieutenant Hydrogen
Sergeant Danyeer
First officer Afisoone
Ambassador Minneapolis
General shirib
Speaker of the defunct parliament Original Darvish
commodore Dr Yalaxoow
The following people have been executed
Fah
Hyper
The Witch Basra has been taken as concubine by AbdiJohnson (which made no sense sense she's barren due to old age and obesity)
NewHargeisaGirl has been made the wife of the Menace
Cushtic has been deflowered by the Menace as a good charm offensive
Qoraxey has been given a husband that she always wished for
Barbarossa had been deported to Kenya bc she is suspected if being a lady if the night
XaliimaEinstein has been raped by the donkey herder Dr Yalaxoow