Hyper and his XMAS wish.

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Hyper and his XMAS wish.

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Sheikh Hyper is a very religion imaan wadaad, who always does the right thing. His ultimate wish is to be called to death, when he is doing iibaada. His heart, soul and mind is looking forward to die while praying so he can go to hell. But one screwed up day, all things went wrong. While he was visiting his cousin Qora--and advising her on "
no tumasho, inshallah, you know, you may get your final call any time. marka diyaar on iska ahow, o salada iyo sujooda deereyso. if you got lucky you could get the call while praying"


Qora began crying, and Sheikh hyper not knowing what to do, crept on her and started massaging her back and praying for her. Unexpectedly, Qora leapt and kissed sheikh hyper. And Suddenly, sheikh hyper had a massive penis erection, and suddenly he was having hard time breathing. Sheikh hyper was having a heart attack, unfortunately, this was the time he has been waiting for ALL his life, and it came in an inopportune moment. A heart attack with a massive Gu.s Erection! Qora called the ambulance and all hyper could pray for is not to die and his erection to subdue so that he can go clean, weeyso, pray, and get ready to die. :eat:
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