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Somali Islamic State

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Hypothetical situation
Dawlatul Islamiyyah fi-Suumaal

The main aim of the Islamic state will be to unite the Somali people under one banner, where their rights will be protected and honoured by the state.The state will be ruled according to Sharia law, it shall not recognise the colonial borders. Citizenship is given to any Muslim and by any Non-muslim paying jizyah. The capital of the state will be Baidoa, the national languages will be kept as Arabic and Somali, in the south regional dialects may replace Somali.

Main goals of the state:
-Unite the Somalis
-Split the state into different administrations, with a native governor for each one
-Establish law and order, due process and other legal procedures
-Nationalise all assets and companies that don't bring benefit to the wider society
-Establish farming communities in the riverine area so the state can be self-sufficient
-Bring the refugees and IDPs back to their homes
-Conquer the highlands and Nairobi, taking as much booty as possible before setting up administration
-Jizyah must be paid by all non-muslim citizens and Zakah by the muslim citizens
-All form of TVs shall be banned with drugs and other illicit past-times
-All farms that grow drugs shall be ceased and used by the state
-Coastguards shall be set up to capture any illegal fisheries or navies, all shall be executed
-The name of the state shall be subjected to change, Eat African Islamic State or Islamic state of Baidoa
-The flag will be fully black like the khulafa rashidun times

SYL were great, the Dervish and Biyomal Revolt were even greater but this State shall be the pinnacle point of all Somalis, it shall be our greatest achievement. Some might say its impossible but I'm a belieber and never say never.

Here's a sneak peak of it will look like, take away the snake Sharif sheikh ahmed, Indhacadde and make Robow the leader. PS I don't support AS.
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Isnt that more nationalist than islamic?
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As Sheikh Hassan dahir Aweys understood it Somalism = Islamism because we Somalis are all Muslim. Somali nation will never be prosperous again until the needs of the Somali people are considered more important than the desires of foreign powers and that won't happen under a democracy in Mugadisho or Hargeisa. They'll always have to answer to someone else.
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This is still hypothetical- The summary execution of all TFG Presidents and Prime ministers, all Puntland Presidents, all Somaliland Presidents and Godane, all warlords- Indhacadde, Caato, Hussein Ceydiid, Qeybdid, Hiiraale, Madoobe, Morgan, Ina Illey etc. They'll be allowed to make tawbah publicly, and a public Janzah for all of them together will be held in Baidoa where they'll be buried. Everyone else will be pardoned, but the property of all evil politicians and leaders shall be ceased.
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In sha Allah
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THEAA This is not bad. :-O
I dont know about conquering the highlands and kenyna lands tho/
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TheAA wrote:This is still hypothetical- The summary execution of all TFG Presidents and Prime ministers, all Puntland Presidents, all Somaliland Presidents and Godane, all warlords- Indhacadde, Caato, Hussein Ceydiid, Qeybdid, Hiiraale, Madoobe, Morgan, Ina Illey etc. They'll be allowed to make tawbah publicly, and a public Janzah for all of them together will be held in Baidoa where they'll be buried. Everyone else will be pardoned, but the property of all evil politicians and leaders shall be ceased.
another madmullah in the making :pac:
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Hodan94 wrote:Isnt that more nationalist than islamic?

This
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TheAA wrote:This is still hypothetical- The summary execution of all TFG Presidents and Prime ministers, all Puntland Presidents, all Somaliland Presidents and Godane, all warlords- Indhacadde, Caato, Hussein Ceydiid, Qeybdid, Hiiraale, Madoobe, Morgan, Ina Illey etc. They'll be allowed to make tawbah publicly, and a public Janzah for all of them together will be held in Baidoa where they'll be buried. Everyone else will be pardoned, but the property of all evil politicians and leaders shall be ceased.
Look at this little eealy naming all Hawiye people and dropping in token Daroods. You will meet God early like your clan did in the 90s.
TheAA wrote:Islamic state of Baidoa
More like the Islamic state of begging little tramp poverty ridden parasites.
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hydrogen wrote:
TheAA wrote:This is still hypothetical- The summary execution of all TFG Presidents and Prime ministers, all Puntland Presidents, all Somaliland Presidents and Godane, all warlords- Indhacadde, Caato, Hussein Ceydiid, Qeybdid, Hiiraale, Madoobe, Morgan, Ina Illey etc. They'll be allowed to make tawbah publicly, and a public Janzah for all of them together will be held in Baidoa where they'll be buried. Everyone else will be pardoned, but the property of all evil politicians and leaders shall be ceased.
Look at this little eealy naming all Hawiye people and dropping in token Daroods. We'll starve you imbecile and you will meet God early like your clan did in the 90s.
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hydrogen wrote:
TheAA wrote:Look at this little eealy naming all Hawiye people and dropping in token Daroods. You will meet God early like your clan did in the 90s.
TheAA wrote:Islamic state of Baidoa
More like the Islamic state of begging little tramp poverty ridden parasites.
These men do not have clans, they've committed heinous acts, but if you actually look at the no. I've actually named 9 darods and 6 Hawiye, so dont know what you getting at. And the name of the Islamic state isn't Important as I said earlier, so it could be changed to Islamic state of Mugadisho. What is important is the protection of the wealth and health of its citizens.
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TheAA wrote: These men do not have clans, they've committed heinous acts, but if you actually look at the no. I've actually named 9 darods and 6 Hawiye, so dont know what you getting at. And the name of the Islamic state isn't Important as I said earlier, so it could be changed to Islamic state of Mugadisho. What is important is the protection of the wealth and health of its citizens.
Yes they do have clans. Unlike whatever trash you belong to. I don't see "9 darods" anywhere.
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Child please, let me give it you in baby steps, I've named 4 warlords each for both Hawiye and Darod, 2 Puntland presidents and 3 Darod TFG PMs, and 3 Hawiye TFG PM and President.
So is 9 Darod and 7 hawiye, excluding dead people.

Qabyaalad caused the destruction of our people, may Allah cure you.
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TheAA wrote:Child please, let me give it you in baby steps, I've named 4 warlords each for both Hawiye and Darod, 2 Puntland presidents and 3 Darod TFG PMs, and 3 Hawiye TFG PM and President.
So is 9 Darod and 7 hawiye, excluding dead people.

Qabyaalad caused the destruction of our people, may Allah cure you.
Lol do you want anjeelo and shaah?
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This is still hypothetical- To appease our Northern brothers, a Capital at Erigabo shall be taken after the invasion of Yemen, all refugees will be brought back to their ancestral land.

After stability returns Yemenis will be given the choice of leadership.

For those saying that I'm a nationalist, as Somalis we are the bearers of Islam in East Africa, other muslims are either too weak or ignorant but we've got the scholars , youth and strength.

The income of the nation will be based on booty and the Jizyah paid by its wealthy citizens, also the wealth taken from criminals.
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