Lessons on How to Avoid inscrutable obstacles.

[Basra-]

OK. Pardon my big word thread title mumbo jumbo. Basically, this thread is tips and lessons on how to avoid people who are annoying and want desperately to get to know you. You cant help if you are fashionable, gorgeous, with limitless talents, people always want to bask in the glow of my greatness. So, say you are in a party, a small crowded room and you just happen to recognize the person stalking you has just spotted you.(you whisper a silent but strong-- DAMN!) As they approach you, envision it in a slow motion manner while calming your nerves by pronouncing Biisiinka! Turn your back on him/her, and then upon him/her reaching you, and them shamelessly coughing or touching your back to get your attention; Breath in, breath out--- let out your mad face expression, slowly recuperate from this expression by relaxing your facial muscles, practice one, two fake smiles, as much as u can muster, and slowly turn around with a very warm and inviting smile. Then, light up in the face, and say--- HEEEYYYYYYY----YOU_------I am sorry-----I forgot your name! Nice to see you again! Then, secretly press your phone for the fake alarm to sound, and say---OOOOPS---- I am sorry, I gotta take this call.

[knowthyself]

I wish I could rub my face in your tits my overweight charmer.

[flyWOODY]

I always enjoy reading your threads Basra-

[jamal9]

^^ breast cancer infected

[Basra-]

Here we go, the same person again. Jamaal aka know---r u mentally stable?