HAYAAY! Long live America: Unlce Sam done me real good

[paparrazi]

Woke up to my tax return...

Immoderately withdrew it, afraid of them days of liberation struggles coming back to bite me in the form of child support

[thehappyone]

I've always wondered how much you guys actually get, it sounds like alot. The most I got was 140 quid which is around 200 dollars I think, most years I owe tax though

[paparrazi]

I've always wondered how much you guys actually get, it sounds like alot. The most I got was 140 quid which is around 200 dollars I think, most years I owe tax though

Dude! We live for this moment of every year. This is the time you will see living room upgrades. This is the time where Somalis buy their toyota corolla.

I'm an independent contractor so I was owed a lot by Uncle Sam. Secondly I keep my receipt on everything I spend. Usually it is the norm that I should owe them but just knowing how to file and stuff you can get serious cash back.

War ii soo duceeya in ey tii igu qaban child support.

[thehappyone]

ah that explains, it's for selfemployed people, my tax and tax retun is automatic, no filing.

[barbarossa]

Menace, don't take this the wrong way bro, but I think it would better for you if Fortune frowned upon you, perpetually. A life of an abject poverty, or, at most, one of a bare minimum subsistence, seems more suited for your personality rather than one marked by a downpour of dead presidents.

[paparrazi]

Menace, don't take this the wrong way bro, but I think it would better for you if Fortune frowned upon you, perpetually. A life of an abject poverty, or, at most, one of a bare minimum subsistence, seems more suited for your personality rather than one marked by a downpour of dead presidents.

Oo Walaal Maxaad ii habaareysaa? what let u to hope for that? At least I'm not at a mirfish 24 hrs like u know who ( odeyga da'ada ah ee that goes on a power trip). Walaal I'm a hard working simple man who uses this forum for entertainment while doing me !

[knowthyself]

A life of an abject poverty, or, at most, one of a bare minimum subsistence, seems more suited for your personality rather than one marked by a downpour of dead presidents.

We have a poet on our hands. What a line.

[barbarossa]

Sorry Menace, that was not, by any means, meant as habaar. It was just an observation on my part. I know despite the popular bad reputation you enjoy here, you are, all in all, a decent guy. Now, to make you feel somewhat at ease about my perceived habaar, I will make you a du'a. May Allah SWT, grant all those wishes that will stand you in a good stead both in this world and the one hereafter. Amin.

[paparrazi]

You know what I enjoy the most ? I randomly send money to my plethora of relatives back home when they lease expect it. I really love doing that. Specially when I make that phone call to my middle man cousin who I put the money on his name. I order him to give this amount to my late father's best friend and his childhood friend. Then my cousin reports back to me to tell me "odeyga farxad bu la dhacay"... As I write this I'm driving to dahabshiil. I'm about to make done folks seriously happy

[original dervish]

[paparrazi]

Bro just move out if that god-forsaken land that is ruled by the weezy old head queen ..as u can c we are living it up here at beginning of every year

[GalliumerianSlayer]

God save the queen.

[zulaika]

How much is that in total?

[barbarossa]

A life of an abject poverty, or, at most, one of a bare minimum subsistence, seems more suited for your personality rather than one marked by a downpour of dead presidents.

We have a poet on our hands. What a line.

Knowthyself, thank you brother for the kind words. Was it not for Vanity,one of the more common frailties among mortals, urging me on, to immediately seize this undeserved accolade and savor it to the max, I would have brushed it off as a mere spare of the moment statement uttered by a brother who, perchance, happens to be in a generous mood today.

[paparrazi]

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