need advice

Warabaha · Post by **Warabaha** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:57 am

Brothers and sisters, i am 43 year old unemployed father of 8 children by two wives. I am overweight and have no confidence whatsoever, i eat take aways 6 times a week and i am addicted to qaad, further more i usually take the odd sip of that most holy of drinks the old whiskey. I have been on welfare and benefit since i came to the UK in 1986. I make up excuses not to go Friday prayer so i don't disappoint my 83 year old mother. I am an esteemed member of the labour party and cheerlead many of their campaigns. I am also a football hooligan who supports Liverpool like there is no tomorrow. I come to somalinet to engage in clan warfare just to escape my failure as a human.

is it too late to reform, my wish is to become an mp for hackney and then move up to the cabinet of the future labour government.

Tanker · Post by **Tanker** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:03 am

Warabaha · Post by **Warabaha** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:36 am

Don't laugh, i need advice

SummerRain · Post by **SummerRain** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:44 am

You first repent if you are a believer, then seek therapy. Also find a good dietician/nutritionist and join a gym, this should address your obesity. Good luck.

salool · Post by **salool** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:38 am

43? Waxaad tahay duqi ugu horayey ee Snet da'diisa runta ah qirta.Mashallah.

Bal dhalada khamriga marka hore iska tuur ka bacdi kii ku abuuray oo jeedso.

Warabaha · Post by **Warabaha** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:01 pm

I forgot to add that i am addicted to porn and that i secretly record up skirts of fat Somali women in jilbaab. Do you think i can transform my life

GeoSeven · Post by **GeoSeven** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:23 pm

When you find the courage to do it sometime in the near future, make sure the rope is firm, disregard the ceiling and opt for a well elevated tree. You want it quick and painless. Best of luck

DANGIRL · Post by **DANGIRL** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:29 pm

Warabaha wrote:Brothers and sisters, i am 43 year old unemployed father of 8 children by two wives. I am overweight and have no confidence whatsoever, i eat take aways 6 times a week and i am addicted to qaad, further more i usually take the odd sip of that most holy of drinks the old whiskey. I have been on welfare and benefit since i came to the UK in 1986. I make up excuses not to go Friday prayer so i don't disappoint my 83 year old mother. I am an esteemed member of the labour party and cheerlead many of their campaigns. I am also a football hooligan who supports Liverpool like there is no tomorrow. I come to somalinet to engage in clan warfare just to escape my failure as a human.

is it too late to reform, my wish is to become an mp for hackney and then move up to the cabinet of the future labour government.

knowthyself · Post by **knowthyself** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:55 pm

salool wrote: 43? Waxaad tahay duqi ugu horayey ee Snet da'diisa runta ah qirta.Mashallah.

Bal dhalada khamriga marka hore iska tuur ka bacdi kii ku abuuray oo jeedso.

Abaayo, ka waran hadii dhalada whiskey aad u macaantahey? The forbidden bottle is good for the soul.

@ Warabaha,

Your life seems idyllic. Benefits, babes and booze. You have my vote as MP that's for sure.

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