Message to The Kuffar

[knowthyself]

My Christian brothers of this fallen world, my Jewish friends, my curry smelling Hindu lovers, my beer swilling Buddhists, I stand with you against the d!ck riding cult of Wahhabism and Salafi dogs. The beautiful religion of Islam does not permit anti-kuffar propaganda.

I will cut off the nuts of any raghead who slanders your theology and shove it in his mouth.

True spirituality is about interfaith understanding and friendship. I will marry your blonde daughters of pure Nordic stock, and you will bed my ugly progeny, I will guard your honor and dignity, and you mine, or whatever I may be said to possess of it, I will restore the cathedrals of Mog city and its churches, its synagogues and its temples, bigger and grander than ever, so big they will have a carrying capacity of a million each, the biggest tourist attraction in the world bar none, but one thing I will say: I denounce atheism. It is an evil religion. Belief of all kinds have a place in Somalia, but up with unbelief we shall not put.

[Basra-]

hydrogen behave walal.

[knowthyself]

I need a Christian wife like you Basra.

Hydrogen is an atheist. I'm against him.

[Basra-]

[knowthyself]

Christian whores are the best. Muslim whores try too hard. Have you seen Asian pornstars? Granted, they tend to be of Hindu extraction because India is a more civilized nation than smelly Pakistan, but they belong to the same genetic stock. I need sweet blondes.