Birmingham Salafi Somali Sisters

JamalAddow · Post by **JamalAddow** » Tue May 13, 2014 4:47 am

These ukhtis are the most exquisite creatures to ever walk on God's green earth. I have never seen anything so close to perfection, everything from their black abaayas to their perfect natural Coca cola shape.

Islamically, there's never an ugly ukhti, just a potential mother, from her hifdh of the Quran, to her handle of the Arabic language, and her overall knowledge. Your basically guaranteed sons which are hafidheen, leaders, mujahideen, and likewise for your daughters.

May Allah bless them and increase them in their knowledge, and bless me with one of them.

LobsterUnit · Post by **LobsterUnit** » Tue May 13, 2014 5:01 am

Jeromes be lurking.

GeoSeven · Post by **GeoSeven** » Tue May 13, 2014 5:11 am

Purchase two apples from the corner shop my salafi brother, and by the grace of God, your desire shall be met.

AbkoowDhiblaawe · Post by **AbkoowDhiblaawe** » Tue May 13, 2014 5:17 am

GeoSeven wrote:Purchase two apples from the corner shop my salafi brother, and by the grace of God, your desire shall be met.

JamalAddow · Post by **JamalAddow** » Tue May 13, 2014 5:25 am

Revert akhis are the most down to earth people. And I'm not a Salafi, but I'd enter it in a heartbeat if I were to marry to one.

Even for the Somali Salafi brothers, a Salafi girl would ask for minimum 2grand, the 2 apples are reserved for the revert akhis for their pure hearts.

BlackVelvet · Post by **BlackVelvet** » Tue May 13, 2014 5:50 am

JamalAddow wrote: from their black abaayas to their perfect natural Coca cola shape.

gurey25 · Post by **gurey25** » Tue May 13, 2014 6:13 am

Jasmine6 wrote:And I'm not a Salafi, but I'd enter it in a heartbeat if I were to marry to one

dont lie your entire posts proves you are one

abdikarim86 · Post by **abdikarim86** » Tue May 13, 2014 6:19 am

How do you know they have a coca cola bottle shaped body
if they are wearing Jilbaab?

0sman · Post by **0sman** » Tue May 13, 2014 6:31 am

BaastoUnit wrote:Jeromes be lurking.

gurey25 wrote:
Jasmine6 wrote:And I'm not a Salafi, but I'd enter it in a heartbeat if I were to marry to one
dont lie your entire posts proves you are one

How did that quote end up with that other user's nick?

BlackVelvet · Post by **BlackVelvet** » Tue May 13, 2014 6:46 am

Waan iska shakiyey like when did I write that

JamalAddow · Post by **JamalAddow** » Tue May 13, 2014 6:57 am

gurey25 wrote:
Jasmine6 wrote:And I'm not a Salafi, but I'd enter it in a heartbeat if I were to marry to one
dont lie your entire posts proves you are one

It's called satire mate, anyways I don't expect a retard American to understand it.

abdikarim86 wrote:How do you know they have a coca cola bottle shaped body
if they are wearing Jilbaab?

Jilbaab is what our mothers' generation wear, it fully covers you and your shape(may Allah bless them). However, the black 3abaaya/shuko is from the Arabian peninsula, and it was made specifically for their women, and as you know our girls are more curvy than a couple of arab girls put together, hence I can see their coca cola shape.

vikingman · Post by **vikingman** » Tue May 13, 2014 7:26 am

they hang around salafi masjid in small heath trynna catch a revert, sxb dont be fooled these girls are far from religious, i live here.

STARKAST · Post by **STARKAST** » Tue May 13, 2014 8:29 am

Don't ever believe a woman, they are walking contradictions. There are more non hijabis with better character then these so called 'salaafi's.

Marques · Post by **Marques** » Tue May 13, 2014 9:37 am

I always knew Jasmine was undercover salafi ukhti mashallah

JamalAddow · Post by **JamalAddow** » Tue May 13, 2014 9:52 am

vikingman wrote:they hang around salafi masjid in small heath trynna catch a revert, sxb dont be fooled these girls are far from religious, i live here.

My heart's broken. May Allah guide us all.

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