1. Somaliland, Call themselves Orphans of the Queen of England, Celebrate A Non-existent country ever May 18 for over 20 years.
They also dearly believe they will gain statehood by taking ownership of their former master's drawn up colony of Somaliland.
They remain bitter, and their whole political mindset seems to stay stuck in two times zones.
1950s when they were the Orphans of the Queen, and 1988 when Siyad Barre given them a well deserved and unforgettable karbash.
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2.Folks in Xamar, anarchy is their game, They will make you pay for shade under a tree. For $50 you can order out an assassination and best believe the problem will be taken care off.
They have no loyalty to anything besides money. They have no political comprehension. They say Mogadishu is the capital of Somalia but aana leh. Their both Al Shabaab and the Dawlad and piracy is their part-time job.
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3. Al Shabaab an International Terrorist Organization with a clear political and military mindset. Their Motto is Islam or Die.
They brought fear back into the game. They told Kenya to leave Kismayo or pay the consequences. When they didn't listen they crippled the Kenyan Economy by -10 Billion Tourism is history.
Their war is with the west, Somalia is only being used as a stepping stone for bigger and better wars. Some Somali clans are using Al Shabaab as a rebel group to gain political power through, while Al Shabaab uses them for their wider objectives.
4. Warlord Barre Hiiraale. this old warlord and his supporters refuses to die. His and their obsession is Kismayo. He even famously vowed to use Jews to regain the city if he had too.
This extremist has no shame nor limitations. He declared himself the President of Jubbaland, when he overnight sneaked into the city by boat. His political lifeline are the anarchy crew.
He is against Peace, against Compromise, against progress, and against Jubbaland. He fought tooth and nail and was defeated and expelled from the city by Force. He now sleeps by a tree outside of Kismayo.
5. Eelay The Oromos of Somalia, They declared a 6 state Federal state and included a International recognized Jubbaland into the mixed.
Perhaps a good reason to keep this majority a minority in Somali politics. Ethiopians and AU adoons continue to knock common sense into these fools and made to happily accept a 3 region Eelay State.
