Is Al-sheydhaan merely a symptom or the diagnosis?
Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 2:31 am
The so called 4,5 formulae concocted through foreign influence to fortify the disintegration of Somalia, and its offshoot federalism is the main reason why peace is eluding Somalia.
The 4, 5 formulae is neither based on science nor written in a divine script. It is grounded on social constructions that have become conventional wisdom. This sick formulae has been dictated by inane people. It has become pervasive among the petite-brained diaspora Somalis whose cannot make a decent living through hard work.
All over the west, you will find welfare cheats, school dropouts, petty thieves, qaad addicts and the likes who engage in discourses of “my clan should have more” “ my clan kills more people than yours”
The invention of Federalism is the latest boloney. You hear and read about Lalalands, which are in essence tribal enclaves masquerading as a viable “land” “federal state” etc.
You see photos of “beautiful” buildings only to notice that the foundations of the buildings are rickety.
A small tarmacked road is called a highway.
A small pond is called a lake.
A small farm is called a plantation.
Etc
Etc
Stones become mountains
Rivers become oceans
Foucault – the father of discourse- where art thou?
In the somali context, thinking and reasoning should be done collectively. We are on a train of self-destruction. If you think outside the box of tribalism, you are dubbed with labels.
Even the sheikhs will find a qiil to kill.
We are all wearing the emperor’s new clothes but there is no one to tell us that we are naked.
Tribal websites and entrepreneurial TV stations feed us dosages of feel good opium. Tribal militias are called “Cidanka qaranka, lalaland”
Day in and day out, the TV stations feed us Prozac as if we are suffering from depression. If you are not aware of our tribulations, you will certainly think that Somalia is a great county and that the Somalis are doing well.
You will see adult males and females whose mission in life appears to be to seduce member of the opposite sex.
The men wear ties and suits to impress.
The women wear dahab as if to mock the poor.
Titles are diffused. It is general hebel, Dotoor hebel, Injineer hebel, mudane hebel .
The norm is hadaadan faantimin nin/naag ma tihid.
When we gather we sing “Soomaaliyey toosoy” without asking ourselves “maxaan la jiifanay”.
It is as if all of us are sexually frustrated and engaged in a courting exercise. I wish Freud had lived to witness this; he could have proposed a theory of “ somali complex” which are underpinned by sexual desires.
In the diaspora, our morass is gigantic. We are the laughing stock of the global community.
You see how members of these boards engage in tribal BS. The same tribal BS - who are hoping for destruction of other clans- engage in subxaanalah, bismillahi and pious words when they feel that islam is under attack. A good muslim is not a partime muslim. A good muslim will not partake in tribal BS.
Check for yourselves; there is a positive relationship between tribalists on this forum and the islaan baan nahay folks.
We have become the empirical evidence for racist laden “social Darwinism” theories on human evolution. Our kids are not performing in schools compared to other immigrant kids. Our women are visiting welfare offices claiming that they are single mothers as if they are not married. Our men shout in streets and in cafeterias as if they live in the jungle.
Where is the wadaad to tell her that it is against islam to claim that you are a single mother to reap welfare benefits?
Chances are that the wadaad and the husband are praying in the mosque and engaged in Gaalo this and gaalo that.
Our kids who were born in the diaspora are either in jail, chewing qaad or following the footsteps of their parents (i.e. have became ma shaqeeysteyaal fadhi-ku-dirir tribalists)
Racist parties in Europe use the difficulties of integrating Somalis in their campaigns. They need not go far for their racial theories to be verified.
Our so-called parliament and government are nothing but a bunch of thugs, warlords, welfare cheats and ma shaqeeysteyaal.
It is a fool’s government .
It is a mindless parliament manned by petite brain thugs who cannot make decent living.
It is based on the 4.5 malignancy which has metastasised to every lalaland and village.
The parliamentarians and ministers have neither the intellectual capital nor the moral compass needed to move our people, town and country forward. They bark loud like desolate pooches, claiming to do this and that and hoping that woofing will make them more famous. They have an insatiable appetite for dough and fame.
They act like teenage boys and girls looking to be laid. Gosh. Airlift them to Germany or Holland to be laid. That might be a prescription.
Their moral compass is defined by the content of their bellies, how many women they have laid and how many times they appeared on TV stations; they will sell their daughters, mothers and even their grandmothers in order to be called “General” “ Mudane” and other preposterous labels.
What you say?
The 4, 5 formulae is neither based on science nor written in a divine script. It is grounded on social constructions that have become conventional wisdom. This sick formulae has been dictated by inane people. It has become pervasive among the petite-brained diaspora Somalis whose cannot make a decent living through hard work.
All over the west, you will find welfare cheats, school dropouts, petty thieves, qaad addicts and the likes who engage in discourses of “my clan should have more” “ my clan kills more people than yours”
The invention of Federalism is the latest boloney. You hear and read about Lalalands, which are in essence tribal enclaves masquerading as a viable “land” “federal state” etc.
You see photos of “beautiful” buildings only to notice that the foundations of the buildings are rickety.
A small tarmacked road is called a highway.
A small pond is called a lake.
A small farm is called a plantation.
Etc
Etc
Stones become mountains
Rivers become oceans
Foucault – the father of discourse- where art thou?
In the somali context, thinking and reasoning should be done collectively. We are on a train of self-destruction. If you think outside the box of tribalism, you are dubbed with labels.
Even the sheikhs will find a qiil to kill.
We are all wearing the emperor’s new clothes but there is no one to tell us that we are naked.
Tribal websites and entrepreneurial TV stations feed us dosages of feel good opium. Tribal militias are called “Cidanka qaranka, lalaland”
Day in and day out, the TV stations feed us Prozac as if we are suffering from depression. If you are not aware of our tribulations, you will certainly think that Somalia is a great county and that the Somalis are doing well.
You will see adult males and females whose mission in life appears to be to seduce member of the opposite sex.
The men wear ties and suits to impress.
The women wear dahab as if to mock the poor.
Titles are diffused. It is general hebel, Dotoor hebel, Injineer hebel, mudane hebel .
The norm is hadaadan faantimin nin/naag ma tihid.
When we gather we sing “Soomaaliyey toosoy” without asking ourselves “maxaan la jiifanay”.
It is as if all of us are sexually frustrated and engaged in a courting exercise. I wish Freud had lived to witness this; he could have proposed a theory of “ somali complex” which are underpinned by sexual desires.
In the diaspora, our morass is gigantic. We are the laughing stock of the global community.
You see how members of these boards engage in tribal BS. The same tribal BS - who are hoping for destruction of other clans- engage in subxaanalah, bismillahi and pious words when they feel that islam is under attack. A good muslim is not a partime muslim. A good muslim will not partake in tribal BS.
Check for yourselves; there is a positive relationship between tribalists on this forum and the islaan baan nahay folks.
We have become the empirical evidence for racist laden “social Darwinism” theories on human evolution. Our kids are not performing in schools compared to other immigrant kids. Our women are visiting welfare offices claiming that they are single mothers as if they are not married. Our men shout in streets and in cafeterias as if they live in the jungle.
Where is the wadaad to tell her that it is against islam to claim that you are a single mother to reap welfare benefits?
Chances are that the wadaad and the husband are praying in the mosque and engaged in Gaalo this and gaalo that.
Our kids who were born in the diaspora are either in jail, chewing qaad or following the footsteps of their parents (i.e. have became ma shaqeeysteyaal fadhi-ku-dirir tribalists)
Racist parties in Europe use the difficulties of integrating Somalis in their campaigns. They need not go far for their racial theories to be verified.
Our so-called parliament and government are nothing but a bunch of thugs, warlords, welfare cheats and ma shaqeeysteyaal.
It is a fool’s government .
It is a mindless parliament manned by petite brain thugs who cannot make decent living.
It is based on the 4.5 malignancy which has metastasised to every lalaland and village.
The parliamentarians and ministers have neither the intellectual capital nor the moral compass needed to move our people, town and country forward. They bark loud like desolate pooches, claiming to do this and that and hoping that woofing will make them more famous. They have an insatiable appetite for dough and fame.
They act like teenage boys and girls looking to be laid. Gosh. Airlift them to Germany or Holland to be laid. That might be a prescription.
Their moral compass is defined by the content of their bellies, how many women they have laid and how many times they appeared on TV stations; they will sell their daughters, mothers and even their grandmothers in order to be called “General” “ Mudane” and other preposterous labels.
What you say?