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Who on this site do you think isn't a real person

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*Don't take too seriously, just for humour purposes.

The`Republic - He always seems like he's off to somewhere really exciting and exclusive. I picture him wearing formal clothes all the time but I simultaneously think he has been given access to wifi in a mental home and I feel like he just stares into your soul and breaks down obscure clans for you until you slowly back away and someone restrains him with sedation.

LiquidHYDROGEN - I genuinely question what it is like to engage with him in real life. Imagine offering him a biscuit or saying something trivial to him, I feel like you would be confronted with a "BISCUIT?!?!!!111111 LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A DIGESTIVE. GO AND GIVE THOSE BISCUITS TO THE ALREADY WELL-FED AFRICAN TROOPS OCCUPYING YOUR CITY!!!11111"

sahal80 - I'm debating whether he makes grammatical errors and typos while he speaks verbally in real life.

BoholKing - I can't even. I think he looks at people and once he finds out their clan gives them a satanic stare until it's awkward. I fail to imagine him laughing or being positive. Like, that probably doesn't even exist as a concept in his mind.

knet/Oxymoron - :geek:

XimanJaale - I'm suspcious that he's a schizophrenic and his mind chants "unity, unity, unity, unity, unity" in a low whisper until he loses it. I think anyone who meets him would get a lecture about unity until he runs out of saliva and they become seriously weirded out. I would love to see someone bring up unity while he's eating lunch—rest assured he would stop eating for a moment and make an enlightening comment(s).

BlackRain - Honestly sometimes I think he's just a flesh of meat that keeps falling on a keyboard.


Share who you don't think is a real person. :lol:
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LiquidHYDROGEN - I genuinely question what it is like to engage with him in real life. Imagine offering him a biscuit or saying something trivial to him, I feel like you would be confronted with a "BISCUIT?!?!!!111111 LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A DIGESTIVE. GO AND GIVE THOSE BISCUITS TO THE ALREADY WELL-FED AFRICAN TROOPS OCCUPYING YOUR CITY!!!11111"
@ Biscuit part :russ: :deadrose:
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You got Ximman Jalle down to a tee. :lol:
Not sure about Blackrain though. :?
PS what about the females.....is Smile-like real? :lol:
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original dervish wrote:You got Ximman Jalle down to a tee. :lol:
Not sure about Blackrain though. :?
PS what about the females.....is Smile-like real? :lol:
Share with us what you think of her. :lol:
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@ Original Dervish: "Smile-like-real" smh ... walal anigoo meeshan joogey few months ayaa kaa og magaceeda, Smile-like-Sunrise dheh!

@ Hydrogen: walal I seriously often wonder if you're deliberately on here to stir shit up for your own amusement. You're very young and despite your protestations, I believe you're female (don't care if yes or no)... I can imagine you saying "hooyo dee waxaan GCSE Chemistry exam, maanta kimis/sabaayad iyo maraq karin-kari maayo, ee qolkaygaan rivishan kusameenayaa"... moments later you log in to SNet and piss the hell out of some people on here.
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YummyMummy wrote:@ Original Dervish: "Smile-like-real" smh ... walal anigoo meeshan joogey few months ayaa kaa og magaceeda, Smile-like-Sunrise dheh!

@ Hydrogen: walal I seriously often wonder if you're deliberately on here to stir shit up for your own amusement. You're very young and despite your protestations, I believe you're female (don't care if yes or no)... I can imagine you saying "hooyo dee waxaan GCSE Chemistry exam, maanta kimis/sabaayad iyo maraq karin-kari maayo, ee qolkaygaan rivishan kusameenayaa"... moments later you log in to SNet and piss the hell out of some people on here.
:lol: :up:

Unfortunately things wouldn't be in my favour if I was girl, I wouldn't have enough to come on Somalinet and get 9,000 posts, instead I would be doing housework :lol:
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well i have been here for few years and more active during the last few months, there are two people that suprised me one is YOU and the other is BOHOL. i m confused what gender are you, are you lesbian gay human or robot? the other guy (bohol) is beyond the somali tribilism limit. i bet none like him never been here.

ximan jaale is the kind of people i like to debate with, he believes in centeal government similar to the afweyne one and thats why many does not like the type of unity he talks about. but i really respect his opinions even though i dont agree most of it.
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hydrogen wrote:
YummyMummy wrote:@ Original Dervish: "Smile-like-real" smh ... walal anigoo meeshan joogey few months ayaa kaa og magaceeda, Smile-like-Sunrise dheh!

@ Hydrogen: walal I seriously often wonder if you're deliberately on here to stir shit up for your own amusement. You're very young and despite your protestations, I believe you're female (don't care if yes or no)... I can imagine you saying "hooyo dee waxaan GCSE Chemistry exam, maanta kimis/sabaayad iyo maraq karin-kari maayo, ee qolkaygaan rivishan kusameenayaa"... moments later you log in to SNet and piss the hell out of some people on here.
:lol: :up:

Unfortunately things wouldn't be in my favour if I was girl, I wouldn't have enough to come on Somalinet and get 9,000 posts, instead I would be doing housework :lol:
Nice try walal, but actually 9500 posts over more than 2yrs is achieveable, especially if you're awake at night doing your so-called "GCSE revision" :lol: masaakiin weeyaan hooyooyinka soomaliyeed, it ain't like when I was growing up and there's only 1 fat ass computer in the sitting room :shock: nowadays you can have more privacy and laptops in your room are standard. If you tell parents you've got exams, you get ALL the time in the world
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You are a comedian ileen :up: :lol: :lol:
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Lol that's my real charecter

Civilized, I keep myself for myself, let the people to be free unless some one lives with me he has to be clean, I don't care the rest

Maybe I get angery quickly IF I was wronged but no qeelo, advises, verbal abuses...

Despite our political differences there are guys whom I think they are real charecters like OD and Event.
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theyuusuf143 wrote:well i have been here for few years and more active during the last few months, there are two people that suprised me one is YOU and the other is BOHOL. i m confused what gender are you, are you lesbian gay human or robot? the other guy (bohol) is beyond the somali tribilism limit. i bet none like him never been here.
ximan jaale is the kind of people i like to debate with, he believes in centeal government similar to the afweyne one and thats why many does not like the type of unity he talks about. but i really respect his opinions even though i dont agree most of it.
Agree with you there inaabti 100% about both BoholKing (beyond qabyaaladnimo, it's unreal) & Ximan Jaale (obsession with lost-cause Somaliweyn)... spot on :up:
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Hydro.....don't be shy...answer the question. :lol:
Yusef....because you've only been on a few months, you don't realise Ximaan is among the most fervent tribalists.

Yummy on Hydro....very intuitive. :notsure:
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hydro halkee bay ka dhacday?
I think yummy hit a little too close to home :lol:
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YummyMummy wrote:
hydrogen wrote:
YummyMummy wrote:@ Original Dervish: "Smile-like-real" smh ... walal anigoo meeshan joogey few months ayaa kaa og magaceeda, Smile-like-Sunrise dheh!

@ Hydrogen: walal I seriously often wonder if you're deliberately on here to stir shit up for your own amusement. You're very young and despite your protestations, I believe you're female (don't care if yes or no)... I can imagine you saying "hooyo dee waxaan GCSE Chemistry exam, maanta kimis/sabaayad iyo maraq karin-kari maayo, ee qolkaygaan rivishan kusameenayaa"... moments later you log in to SNet and piss the hell out of some people on here.
:lol:

Unfortunately things wouldn't be in my favour if I was girl, I wouldn't have enough to come on Somalinet and get 9,000 posts, instead I would be doing housework :lol:
Nice try walal, but actually 9500 posts over more than 2yrs is achieveable, especially if you're awake at night doing your so-called "GCSE revision" :lol: masaakiin weeyaan hooyooyinka soomaliyeed, it ain't like when I was growing up and there's only 1 fat ass computer in the sitting room :shock: nowadays you can have more privacy and laptops in your room are standard. If you tell parents you've got exams, you get ALL the time in the world
lool sherlockmummy eh :lol:
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:lol:
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