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After adeer Lixle, Abdillahi Askar and Ibrahim Kodbur, I can say that myself, HooBariiska, NewHargeisaGirl and the crew from Hawd are the second Birjeex generation.

After serving 1 year term in Habar Hailemariam Prison (near Garadaag) under guard Hirsi Yajuj Majub Gabane, we have broken the prison gates and are now on the run. We need urgent medical care, Maaxda water, some sabiib (sultanas) to lift our energy and caano digaag (restore Vitamin D manan arag cadceda for 365 ciisho). We particularly send our SOS message to the Turkish brothers in Mogadishu. Instead of feeding Hutu kids, please save us!!!

We plan to camp outside Gacan Libaax in the next 48 hours and urgent the community there to prepare a cave, some kabriid, faynuus and few AK47s.

The only reason we successfully broke the Habar Hailemariam Prison is because Habar Hailemariam members were too busy with Mujahid Muse Bihi. We thank hero Muse Bihi and the two grenades in Hargeisa were excellent diversion. The Habar Hailemariam regime moved half of its prisoner guards including Hirsi Yajuj Majuj to Hargeisa as a result of Bihi.

Birjeex 2.0 thanks all their supporters from Somali oo idil from Ali Sabeex to Ras Kamboni ila wabiga dacaladiisa iyo pirateland.

We will now have some rest...we send special taunting greeting to Hailemariam guard LeJusticier the man responsible for our death penalty but now that he is a prisoner of Muse Bihi himself, we forgive him

All in all I can say that Birjeex 2.0 is proud + :ethio: (we need to add Ethiopian flag nimanyahow).

Regards,

Mujahid Hawdian, Mujahid Hoobariiska, NewHargeisaGirl Halgaan, Brigadier General HooSusunada, Major General Milix, Mujahid Basbas

Hawdian wrote:Regards,

Mujahid Hawdian, Mujahid Hoobariiska, NewHargeisaGirl Halgaan, Brigadier General HooSusunada, Major General Milix, Mujahid Basbas

reminds me of salt n pepa

waryaa dont bad mouth my hometown garadag, we have no prison just a small holding cell for a maximum 10 people and our police station is just 3 rooms.

Hussein,

Indeed Salt n' pepper, baris n' sasunad are Mujahideens. They all attack something called taste pads and hunger.

Warya Gurey,

Garadag iga ma xigtiide, my camel was born there.

beenta naga daa you are from the hawd.
and our camels prefer to get their mates from nuugal

gurey25 wrote:beenta naga daa you are from the hawd.
and our camels prefer to get their mates from nuugal

Maansha geela Nuugaal cayilay ileen meel halkan ayaa geel quruxsan oo maacaan joogaan.

Hawadian this is completely off topic but please post those hilarious Somali advertisements, we missed them dearly.

When sid you break out of mandheera

Sophisticate,

I actually got a FB page for that and it has 17,000 followers/members. Join inader.

AishahW,

After LeJusticier killed Somalinet forum beyond Bakaaraha, he decided to return the old crew ee uu ku ciil baxay. Odaygi wu so yara miyirsaday marku meshi isku dhax arkay keligi, the Buddha calool weyne and few kids hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm surprised you didn't follow us to Mandheera inadeer.