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Black Americans are so simple and sweet.

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:stylin: Walaahi, these people are not complicated like the Cadaan Gaalos. They are just simple Jesus people. :dj:


Give them fried chicken, corn bread, and the bible --they will be happy. LOOOL



OK. So I was watching this talk show--and they were discussing gay marriage. It was a white and a black gay male discussing their experience with their parents. When asked how did their parents feel about their gay marriage--- the white dude was like

"Ah- my parents were freakishly happier than I was."


and then-- they looked at the black dude and asked him the same question. He looked distressed as if his parents obviously reacted opposite, and then he said the most funniest thing EVER. I was laughing, and until I cried out loud for help because I couldn't stop laughing. He said-- although his mother was moaning and bemoaning about his gay marriage, she continues to insist she will pray for him to be str8.


And your Father?


Well----my father was MAD AS HELL --when I introduced Brad--as my "HUSBAND". My dad was like---"WHY YOU GOTTA BE THE WIFE? SICK MAN!


And then of course I had to explain to him that we both call ourselves "husbands" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Looioooooooooooool

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: Walaaahi, after recovering from laughing I had to SERIOUSLY analyze the black man's mentality. :lol:



SO, basically-- it looks like the Black dad has already kinda accepted the gayness of his beloved black son. Now, he was not mad at his son being gay or marrying another man,(I am sure he was mad at one point, but here he seems like he has reached that point of acceptance, and is scraping for a consolation. lol) This time, he is forcefully faced with the reality-- or at least, his perception of reality upon just hearing the word 'husband' , by quick translation---that his beloved son was the wife. LOOOL

Suddenly, no doubt, he was faced with a flush of imagery where his son plays the wife role. Cooking, washing and worst of all, I am sure the first in his imagination-- his son assuming submission missionary position of copulation. He reacted just OPPOSITE, of how a str8 father would react upon hearing his son having a girl friend or getting married if he they are Muslims. For some reason-- Man has NO qualms or problems when their son is fking another person, girl or boy ---but when their daughter is being married or dating a man--suddenly--the situation changes. WHY???? I mean, is it deeply ingrained in us to feel morally WRONG to be fked? :stylin: Have we as human-society so bamboozled with morality tales that we think the act of fcuking more Glorious than the act of being fcked? :stylin:



PS: Pardon my language, there was no other way to articulate myself! LOOL
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Naagtaan khaniisnimo mooye wax kale ma ka hadasho. Balaayo.
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The black Americans are just being toyed with in the US, it is almost as if somewhere a group of psychologist are cooking up new ways to mess with this unfortunate negro population.
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Cherine wrote:Naagtaan khaniisnimo mooye wax kale ma ka hadasho. Balaayo.

Cherine aka kukri ala fatso

Hayee macaanto. :D



Adaali

That is so random. R u ok lately? U seem on medication. :stylin:
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Basra- wrote:

Cherine aka kukri ala fatso
Looool!!

Haters gonna hate. :)
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