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1. Roads so small that you would curse the queen

2. Heavily taken over by what appears to be plethora of Folks from the subcontinent of Asia

3. Been to 2 houses and they both had buckets to take shower

4. Somalis are everywhere , specially at Southall and Sheperd's bush

5. Somali girls come by the dozen, beautiful but desperate for a North American guy

6. Too many folks with the NY hats

7. Too many Peri Peri shops ( basically it is knockoff attempt at the American great restaurant called Roosters)

8. At their Shisha spot females come by the dozen, still cute and shit but dudes seating at the front but too pussufied to holler at these buffet of females

9. Khat culture is saturated in their DNA that even a teen is chewing

10. They marry very young bc theirs no prospect in life and sadly many of them live with their hooyo with their new acquired wife.

War walee meeshu waa depressing ...

Ladies and gents, for those of us in America lets give thanks to The Lord

London Xalimas are junk food.

if you like a taste of the finer things in life ku dhac m40 and go to Bham.

Adali wrote:

London Xalimas are junk food.

if you like a taste of the finer things in life ku dhac m40 and go to Bham.

Oh I forgot...11.young and mid ranged females are easily picked up by dudes into a relationship and quickly dropped to b replaced by another xalima..due to scarcity of proper men...manneee only if states dudes can go there every summer they would have had 4 Islamic wifies who are so modern, who were born in Brittania, and who hold corporate jobs. You can never get that in North America ..but UK chicks are desperate bro..walahi 3 females openly asked me to hook them up with one of my boys..they needy

I'm coming to London this fall. I hope you're not goofing around bruh cause I'm bringing my A-game.

London is a shithole and its overcrowded and the xalimos are obese and rude good luck, if somalian females are your thing i would recommend going to one of the scandinavian countries, at least they can dress over there and behave like women, smh.

accents can be deceiving

they think you drive a humvee and own a condo in miami, but you collect food stamps in minneapolis

M2S indr dee magalada ha naga cayiin waa ku sidee..

war the first time i saw a shower was in HRG

Bucket and jug/milk bottle to wash with is da shizzle

SagalSharmarke wrote:

Adali wrote:

London Xalimas are junk food.

if you like a taste of the finer things in life ku dhac m40 and go to Bham.

Oh I forgot...11.young and mid ranged females are easily picked up by dudes into a relationship and quickly dropped to b replaced by another xalima..due to scarcity of proper men...manneee only if states dudes can go there every summer they would have had 4 Islamic wifies who are so modern, who were born in Brittania, and who hold corporate jobs. You can never get that in North America ..but UK chicks are desperate bro..walahi 3 females openly asked me to hook them up with one of my boys..they needy

I see what you did there.

Real men is Sagal, ladynas etc waan gartay.

Phinks wrote:I'm coming to London this fall. I hope you're not goofing around bruh cause I'm bringing my A-game.

Walahi I kid you not..I been around North America..I've been to Africa..you know in Africa that females are financially desperate and want to scape..in the UK it's not about financial but it's abt competition of one female over another that she has properly married an educated American who will move her to the states ..in this situation she is fed up with the stagnant in progress in her life , she is tired of going from home to the shisha spot. She is tired of being hollered at Southall by khat addicts like Original-Dervish and Awoowe LeJusticier as she is walking home..she heard and knows that in America she can get a quick education and that she can chose to move to one of 50 states ..and she can take s vacation every year..

vikingman wrote:London is a shithole and its overcrowded and the xalimos are obese and rude good luck, if somalian females are your thing i would recommend going to one of the scandinavian countries, at least they can dress over there and behave like women, smh.

They weren't rude to me..they weren't obesed..they came in different shape...and they were all desperate

Excuse I'm from the UK and I'm not desperate for some guy to be around my arms -.- I'm not obese I'm quite fit actually if I do say so myself so people not all females in the UK are needy obese individuals. I do know here in the UK it's become a trend to marry young i don't know why In particular this is happening tbh