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A brother needs your advice snet.

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TheAspiringMufti wrote:as you know in this time and place in the west its very tough to get married before finishing school but as you know our noble Prophet (SAW) encouraged young men to get married as soon as possible. I want to know how come these days females are too shallow to marry a student even if she herself is a student kinda like gf bf but halal way. if you live in north america you will every day try to lower your gaze when you see all these extremely beautiful white dumaashi in booty shorts. :whew: i feel that if I don't get married soon that my d!ck will explode!!
:lol: :lol:
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Waxba ha iska jaro, problem solved!
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salool wrote:Waxba ha iska jaro, problem solved!
Wht the fock, you don't make not sense at all. "Let him cut nothing" ? :?
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Join a mosque marriage registration services. :)
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Hilaac

U r a girl ---not a "brother"! OK. And a fat girl at that. :stylin:
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Basra- wrote:Hilaac

U r a girl ---not a "brother"! OK. And a fat girl at that. :stylin:
Lollll :damn: so random

Tell him to either marry a younger female who won't mind or just wait. It won't explode, guaranteed lol.
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Amira143 wrote:Join a mosque marriage registration services. :)
:lol:

I had a friend from central Asia who attended one of them.

According to him they all gather in this big hall.
men on one side women on the other.
There is refreshment and little snack as the contenders eye each other.
So, say me like Amira43, i'll smile, wink, get close to the Imam that organized this then in his ear...

See that gazelle by the windoor. that little rose got me all rattled inside, so what say you my sheikh?
Go over there with my credential and CV and whisper sweet holy words on my behalf. :lol:

The girls do the same too. no contact and no talking. look but don't touch and don't talk.
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Sounds So fun....
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Hilaac21 wrote:
salool wrote:Waxba ha iska jaro, problem solved!
Wht the fock, you don't make not sense at all. "Let him cut nothing" ? :?
Double negative. Please correct.

:smugruss:
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I think people who organize this things are wind-up merchan :lol:
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jalaaludin5 wrote:
Amira143 wrote:Join a mosque marriage registration services. :)
:lol:

I had a friend from central Asia who attended one of them.

According to him they all gather in this big hall.
men on one side women on the other.
There is refreshment and little snack as the contenders eye each other.
So, say me like Amira43, i'll smile, wink, get close to the Imam that organized this then in his ear...

See that gazelle by the windoor. that little rose got me all rattled inside, so what say you my sheikh?
Go over there with my credential and CV and whisper sweet holy words on my behalf. :lol:

The girls do the same too. no contact and no talking. look but don't touch and don't talk.

Loooool really?? I thought it was more like you just go to the masjid go to a line up of suitable akhis/sisters and just say "I want that one". done deal.
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Post by jalaaludin5 »

There was a documentary that i saw where people went to the mosque give their detail then wait for the heavens to open.

i remember a morocon women who worked in the city looking for a practicing brother.
the imam though he found another north African only to discover that the brother wasn't really big on religion and partied on the weekends.

the sister...NEEEEEXT!
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How come Somalis never have long engagements? They have the nikaah at 2 then the wedding at 3. Wtf. Why're they rushing?
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Julkimi wrote:Why're they rushing?
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:D :D
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