Snet Speed Dating

[Sophisticate]

If snet had a speed dating event how do you think it would play out?



<----- Don't be shy .

[Disclaimer: This is just for a few laughs. Be creative and keep it tame. ]

[Lillaahiya]

I'd roll up to the scene in my bright pink jilbaab and neon green hijab underpiece like a baws Have one of those "Hello, my name is _____" stickers plastered on my arm (less fitna). Ka dib, go out and prowl for an akhi with a decent beard, wearing a khamiis and phat ass pockets. Yes lawd!

[waraabe251]

Nothing will be speedy about our encounter

[thehappyone]

I'd be outside the entire time waiting in a rental car playing french montana on repeat checking out the quality, I'll wait till the end and make my move when I see cutey waiting for the bus home

[waraabe251]

I'd be outside the entire time waiting in a rental car playing french montana on repeat checking out the quality, I'll wait till the end and make my move when I see cutey waiting for the bus home

about 73% of females that see me start to play with their hair and giggle when i talk to them.

[AgentOfChaos]

Seduce her in 5 minutes? No big deal, I'll just cover myself in chocolate, show her my degree, and my empty bank account.....oh wait.

[Octavius]

There would be some crazy characters thats for sure... but sounds fun

But I suppose it depends on who the Snet singles are...?

[Sophisticate]

@Lil looking fresh. Is it required he to be a "big, big spender"



or "economical types."



@thehappyone not fair, you can't be out there parking lot pimping. Host says cheating [Yellow Card].

@waraabe251 Consider me a spectator.

[Tuushi]

Whether the end is a restraining or a spark,it would be memorable.

[Sophisticate]

Seduce her in 5 minutes? No big deal, I'll just cover myself in chocolate, show her my degree, and empty my bank account.

^^^
What we heard.

There would be some crazy characters thats for sure... but sounds fun

But I suppose it depends on who the Snet singles are...?

It would be a free-for-all. What do you think they would say/do?

Whether the end is a restraining or a spark,it would be memorable.

It's a like a social experiment waiting to happen.

[thehappyone]

Tuushi, I've been staring at your dp several minutes now, what's the chap on the right with the rod doing

[Lillaahiya]

Sophi, you already know the answer

[Sophisticate]

First Round

Bell rings

Lillaahiya meets ZubeirAwal

First Impressions:

[Lil thinks he’s cute but possibly jail bait. Zubeir seems to agree that he is cute, and yeah Lil looks good too.]

Lil: Aren’t you too young to be here?
ZA: I'm grown. Can't you tell by my three chin hairs?
Lil: Your legal, I guess that will do.
What do you do for a living?
ZA: I’m a philosopher.
Lil: Cough. *Broke.*
ZA: What?
Lil: [Looks at the time]
Nothing. So umm.. what do you do for fun?
ZA: I get into heated debates about the deen.
Lil: Tell me more.
ZA: I get into heated debates with grandpakhalif.. about.
Lil: I’m done. You already have somebody, and no one wants a broke nigga.
ZA: Stunned. But I’m not into dudes. And …I possess fertile farmland in both Gabiley and Borama.

[Lil is long gone]

[SultanOrder]

^

[Lillaahiya]

Ya danno