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My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:29 pm
by NegroDamus
My best friend, who is in his late 20s, cheated on his fiance (she's 24) last weekend. His fiance, who we will call Fatima, is the love of his life, and I know for sure he would kill or take a bullet for her. Despite his love for her, he cheated on her with some healthy 20-year-old chick who we will call Siham. After he smashed Siham, I asked him why risk everything you got with Fatima for a girl u just met that night, and his response was priceless. He said, both men and women have flaws by design. For men, you can sincerely love a woman and still seek other sexual partners that mean nothing to you. For a woman, she can genuinely want a nice guy but at the end of the day, she's leaving him for that bad dude that plays on her insecurities. In short, he said men like sluts and women like bad guys. We both can't rationalize why we do, yet we still do it.
I agree.
NegroDamus has spoken.
Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:04 am
by Phinks
OP is a phaggot
Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:09 am
by Marques
Why do girls want bad guys

Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:16 am
by Phinks
Who knows?
I blame feminism for this. They want a rugged masculine man who "puts them in their place" yet despise nice guys but at the end of the day say something along the lines of "where are the good guys?" after the Alpha has reduced them to nothing but a cum rag.
Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:18 am
by Caesar
Marques wrote:Why do girls want bad guys

I don't know,
but in recent news,
this bad guy is pulling in girls of all nationalities as we speak
Image one: Evolution of Soul Brotha to metrosexual white trash
* Note the tear drop tattoo, maybe be affiliated with gangzzz and shit.
Some women are willing to over look his flaws and general criminal behaviour for true love (bless their hearts) I think they started a Pay pal already.
Warning: Note this above comment does not reflect my feelings on Women,
this is all satire, viewer discretion is advised.
Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:40 am
by NegroDamus
Marques wrote:Why do girls want bad guys

Girls just want a challenge.
Here's an example:
Tell a somali girl she's cute and she will ignore you.
Tell a somali girl she's the one and she will say let's just be friends.
Tell a somali girl she has a fat head, and she will say you are mysterious and charming.
NegroDamus has spoken.

Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:04 am
by salool
Ma Menacy ba magac cusub so qaatey
As for the topic, i dont care about who cheats on who....wixi aad aduunkan xumaan ah ee samaysid way kugu so noqon.Amba caruurtada ayuu nabsigu ku dhici.Waliga qof ku aaminay ha ku ciyaarin.Hadii aad nin/naag kale rabtid o sheeg qofka kula nool xaqiiqada oo si sharaf leh isaga tag.Ka bacdi wixi aad rabtid raac.Simple! Maxaa dhuudhuumasha iyo qarsoodi kugu kalifaya...cheating is for cowerds.

Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:30 am
by Mrkutiiriye
Salool @...walahi Aniga maaha, besides wa Ramadan and therefore I abstain from anything sexual
Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:10 am
by EvolSyawla
Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:10 am
by BlackVelvet
EvolSyawla wrote:

Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:13 am
by Keyblade
Or, by the same token, living proof that sometimes you just take a bad picture?
Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:21 am
by Phinks
Somali girls do this all the time in social media websites such as Instagram and Facebook. They take hella good display pics but in reality, they look like a f-king troll with asperges syndrome with a slight twitch on the eye.
Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:28 am
by Sophisticate
^^^
Troll dolls were actually kind of cute. I beg to differ.
Good lighting, working the angles, photoshop = hollywood and modeling industry.
I don't think what you see is what you get period. Makeup is also deceptive.

Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:32 am
by Phinks
@sophisticate
Not when you agree to meet up for a date and then to be disappointed once you see them.
Lol at the Hollywood part

Re: My best friend cheated on his Somali fiance
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:37 am
by Sophisticate
Are you speaking from experience bro?