A breakdown of Somali girls' behaviors from 18-30

[NegroDamus]

I'm generalizing here, but here's how Somali girls raised in the U.S. will experience their lives from the ages of 18-30.


18-21 - Somali girls around this age group are wild and naive, who seek bad guys. Since they lack experience in most departments, this is a time of experiment for Somali girls. This is also the time when most Somali girls tend to make suspicious pilgrimages to Atlanta, particularly those from MN, Ohio, Seattle and Toronto. Somali girls around this age group genuinely like Somali guys and tend to frequent Somali forums, chat rooms, weddings, social events and other places in the hopes of running into a Somali guy that has the cojones to approach them and win them over. Unfortunately, for most of them, this can be a frustrating experience since they will come to find out the hard way that most Somali guys like to stand by the wall and talk with other guys about stupid sports stuff.


22-25 - Somali girls around this age group have degrees and suddenly realize their Somali male counterparts do not. They also become jaded with Somali guys. They start to genuinely dislike Somali guys because they feel they are too scared to approach, and even from the ones that do, they have this deep seated fear that that guy will kiss and tell. As a result, it is around this period that most Somali girls start dating/mingling with Anjabis, especially, black guys. And if you were to catch one of these Somali girls with their down low black boyfriends (who btw, does not have a degree or a job), they have a canned line ready to defuse the situation by stating: "aren't we all adoons of allah?"

26-29 - Somali girls around this age group have careers and are now being pressured by their parents to get married. But for her, she's comfortable where she's at, even though she's secretly crying inside that all her girlfriends are getting married except her. By this age, they avoid all Somali activities that are not family related. Most don't visit Somali chat rooms, forums, or social events. They are sick and tired of being judged by the Somali community. They want to eat their cake and have their reputation intact, too. So the best way to do that is to distance themselves from the Somali community. If a Somali guy approaches one, don't be surprised if you hear the line, "I don't date Africans" from her chapped lips. This is a sign of a defeated woman who feels betrayed by her Somali community. And for all the simps reading this, the word African only applies to Somali guys. They just like to use that instead of Somali so they can avoid arguments.


30+ Everything must go sale. Low, low prices. All her standards are thrown out the window and she begins to see nice Somali guys not as her mortal enemy but as her equal. It is around this age that we see Somali girls move away from the bad boys. Unfortunately, by this time, they tend to have two kids with two different baby daddy's, and since Somali girls age like milk, they are no longer the eye candy they once were.This is also when Somali girls tend to be more sexually confident and blunt about their desires in bed. Sex becomes very important to them. In the end, Somali girls will find nice religious Somali guys like Zubier. But even this buzzer beater marriage (shot clock marriage) will end in a divorce for most after they realize the Zubeir types don't deliver the jihad to the punani.


I only speak facts.

[Jeffo]

Too long, didn't read.

[NegroDamus]

Too long, didn't read.

Summary: No matter which path Somali girls take, they will ultimately be miserable.

[YummyMummy]

Not sure about accuracy, but funny post

[Phinks]

On a serious level though, why do we care so much about the dating preferences of Somali girls? Seriously, if she likes white or black guys and chooses to only date them then it's her choice and there's nothing wrong with it. I know Somali guys who do the exact same thing. Anyways, the bullshit has to stop. You guys are just making us decent somali dudes look bad.

[0sman]

I'm generalizing here, but here's how Somali girls raised in the U.S. will experience their lives from the ages of 18-30.


18-21 - Somali girls around this age group are wild and naive, who seek bad guys. Since they lack experience in most departments, this is a time of experiment for Somali girls. This is also the time when most Somali girls tend to make suspicious pilgrimages to Atlanta, particularly those from MN, Ohio, Seattle and Toronto. Somali girls around this age group genuinely like Somali guys and tend to frequent Somali forums, chat rooms, weddings, social events and other places in the hopes of running into a Somali guy that has the cojones to approach them and win them over. Unfortunately, for most of them, this can be a frustrating experience since they will come to find out the hard way that most Somali guys like to stand by the wall and talk with other guys about stupid sports stuff.


22-25 - Somali girls around this age group have degrees and suddenly realize their Somali male counterparts do not. They also become jaded with Somali guys. They start to genuinely dislike Somali guys because they feel they are too scared to approach, and even from the ones that do, they have this deep seated fear that that guy will kiss and tell. As a result, it is around this period that most Somali girls start dating/mingling with Anjabis, especially, black guys. And if you were to catch one of these Somali girls with their down low black boyfriends (who btw, does not have a degree or a job), they have a canned line ready to defuse the situation by stating: "aren't we all adoons of allah?"

26-29 - Somali girls around this age group have careers and are now being pressured by their parents to get married. But for her, she's comfortable where she's at, even though she's secretly crying inside that all her girlfriends are getting married except her. By this age, they avoid all Somali activities that are not family related. Most don't visit Somali chat rooms, forums, or social events. They are sick and tired of being judged by the Somali community. They want to eat their cake and have their reputation intact, too. So the best way to do that is to distance themselves from the Somali community. If a Somali guy approaches one, don't be surprised if you hear the line, "I don't date Africans" from her chapped lips. This is a sign of a defeated woman who feels betrayed by her Somali community. And for all the simps reading this, the word African only applies to Somali guys. They just like to use that instead of Somali so they can avoid arguments.


30+ Everything must go sale. Low, low prices. All her standards are thrown out the window and she begins to see nice Somali guys not as her mortal enemy but as her equal. It is around this age that we see Somali girls move away from the bad boys. Unfortunately, by this time, they tend to have two kids with two different baby daddy's, and since Somali girls age like milk, they are no longer the eye candy they once were.This is also when Somali girls tend to be more sexually confident and blunt about their desires in bed. Sex becomes very important to them. In the end, Somali girls will find nice religious Somali guys like Zubier. But even this buzzer beater marriage (shot clock marriage) will end in a divorce for most after they realize the Zubeir types don't deliver the jihad to the punani.


I only speak facts.

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

On a serious level though, why do we care so much about the dating preferences of Somali girls? Seriously, if she likes white or black guys and chooses to only date them then it's her choice and there's nothing wrong with it. I know Somali guys who do the exact same thing. Anyways, the bullshit has to stop. You guys are just making us decent somali dudes look bad.

phinks are starting to become one of my fav snetters.

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

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[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

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[NegroDamus]

On a serious level though, why do we care so much about the dating preferences of Somali girls? Seriously, if she likes white or black guys and chooses to only date them then it's her choice and there's nothing wrong with it. I know Somali guys who do the exact same thing. Anyways, the bullshit has to stop. You guys are just making us decent somali dudes look bad.

We don't believe you.

Judging by your lame posts, you're an insecure Australian weenie who whines on forums about homosexuals and Somali gender-benders. Let's be real, you're not straight. Decent dudes don't watch cartoons and whine on forums about the sexual orientation of men. Those are strong inklings you're a closet homosexual.

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[Keyblade]

shot clock marriage

[Oxidant]

[Phinks]

On a serious level though, why do we care so much about the dating preferences of Somali girls? Seriously, if she likes white or black guys and chooses to only date them then it's her choice and there's nothing wrong with it. I know Somali guys who do the exact same thing. Anyways, the bullshit has to stop. You guys are just making us decent somali dudes look bad.

We don't believe you.

Judging by your lame posts, you're an insecure Australian weenie who whines on forums about homosexuals and Somali gender-benders. Let's be real, you're not straight. Decent dudes don't watch cartoons and whine on forums about the sexual orientation of men. Those are strong inklings you're a closet homosexual.

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So watching Anime and showing disgust/disdain towards Transexuals = being a closeted homosexual.


Got it.

[Jeffo]

We don't believe you.

Judging by your lame posts, you're an insecure Australian weenie who whines on forums about homosexuals and Somali gender-benders. Let's be real, you're not straight. Decent dudes don't watch cartoons and whine on forums about the sexual orientation of men. Those are strong inklings you're a closet homosexual.

viewtopic.php?t=350659&p=4261536#p4261536

[NegroDamus]

On a serious level though, why do we care so much about the dating preferences of Somali girls? Seriously, if she likes white or black guys and chooses to only date them then it's her choice and there's nothing wrong with it. I know Somali guys who do the exact same thing. Anyways, the bullshit has to stop. You guys are just making us decent somali dudes look bad.

We don't believe you.

Judging by your lame posts, you're an insecure Australian weenie who whines on forums about homosexuals and Somali gender-benders. Let's be real, you're not straight. Decent dudes don't watch cartoons and whine on forums about the sexual orientation of men. Those are strong inklings you're a closet homosexual.

viewtopic.php?t=350659&p=4261536#p4261536

So watching Anime and showing disgust/disdain towards Transexuals = being a closeted homosexual.


Got it.

First of all, 'decent guys' don't need to advertise on forums how decent they are. But if you insist, you should Just use Google ads, it works even better for advertising yourself.

Secondly, what confident man whines about other men on forums? Who cares if Somali guys want to be Somali girls? There's a lot of evidence that shows gender is a social construct. And don't give me a lame religious excuse for your suspect fears of the type of gender people choose. Hermaphrodites are born with a penis and a vagina, therefore, someone in the heavens clearly doesn't mind mixing it up from time to time. So knock it off, because you're making bad guys like me look 'decent' - which is false advertisement.