I'm dying....

Advo · Post by **Advo** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:14 am

Aight so I'm over my neighbors playing ufc with the hommies

One of my friends sister was on the phone ordering khamiis for him.

She asks her brother what size u wear...he said he didn't know.

She looks around the room, notices the fattest dude in the group.

Her: abdi what size khamiis u wear?

Abdi: "62

Her: goes right back to the phone and says "I want size "35"

I dropped, rolled on the floor and laughed so hard lmaoooooooooooooo.....she used the fat hommie to measure her brothers khamiis size

Lmaoooooooooo

HooBariiska · Post by **HooBariiska** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:20 am

Is she hot?

waraabe251 · Post by **waraabe251** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:25 am

Did she have a big booty

Advo · Post by **Advo** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:46 am

U nyggas check out ur hommies sisters.... :meles:

Jeffo · Post by **Jeffo** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:36 am

HooBariiska wrote:Is she hot?

waraabe251 wrote:Did she have a big booty

Come on guys...

AbkoowDhiblaawe · Post by **AbkoowDhiblaawe** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:14 am

STARKAST · Post by **STARKAST** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:50 am

This jeffo character is hilarious !

Post by **Basra-** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:05 pm

Advo wrote:Aight so I'm over my neighbors playing ufc with the hommies

One of my friends sister was on the phone ordering khamiis for him.

She asks her brother what size u wear...he said he didn't know.

She looks around the room, notices the fattest dude in the group.

Her: abdi what size khamiis u wear?

Abdi: "62

Her: goes right back to the phone and says "I want size "35"

I dropped, rolled on the floor and laughed so hard lmaoooooooooooooo.....she used the fat hommie to measure her brothers khamiis size

Lmaoooooooooo

Advo

A bird told me the 'friend' is YOU!!! I have always suspected u r clinically obese. :dj:

The funny thing that I never figured out is, despite the fatness In your body, despite the astrogen hormones in your body-- for men when they are obese they tend to have feminine hormones--despite all this-- u still have high sexual libido. U r a scientific phenomenon.

Marques · Post by **Marques** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:52 pm

''35? The average Somali is like "56, a short skinny guy could wear a "54 and even a tacbaan young hustler could just about fit in a "52 sized thobe.

YummyMummy · Post by **YummyMummy** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:14 am

^ true dat

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