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If Somalia Was A Christian Nation

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Many churches would be having this passage memorized:

Deuteronomy 28:15 - 68

But it shall come to pass, if you will not hearken unto the voice of the LORD your God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command you this day; that all these curses shall come upon you, and overtake you:

Cursed shall you be in the city, and cursed shall you be in the field.

Cursed shall be your basket and your kneading-trough.

Cursed shall be the fruit of your body, and the fruit of your land, the increase of your cattle, and the offspring of your sheep.

Cursed shall you be when you come in, and cursed shall you be when you go out.

The LORD shall send upon you cursing, confusion, and rebuke, in all that you set your hand unto to do, until you are destroyed, and until you perish quickly; because of the wickedness of your doings, by which you have forsaken me.

The LORD shall make the pestilence cleave unto you, until he has consumed you from off the land, which you go to possess.

The LORD shall strike you with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with fiery heat, and with the sword, and with blight, and with mildew; and they shall pursue you until you perish.

And your heaven that is over your head shall be bronze, and the earth that is under you shall be iron.

The LORD shall make the rain of your land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon you, until you be destroyed.

The LORD shall cause you to be defeated before your enemies: you shall go out one way against them, and flee seven ways before them: and shall be a terror to all the kingdoms of the earth.

And your carcasses shall be food unto all fowls of the air, and unto the animals of the earth, and no man shall frighten them away.

The LORD will strike you with the boils of Egypt, and with tumors, and with the scab, and with the itch, of which you can not be healed.

The LORD shall strike you with madness, and blindness, and confusion of mind - So many mad people on Snet :roll:

And you shall grope at noonday, as the blind gropes in darkness, and you shall not prosper in your ways: and you shall be only oppressed and plundered continually, and no man shall save you. :o

You shall betroth a wife, and another man shall lie with her: you shall build a house, and you shall not dwell therein: you shall plant a vineyard, and shall not gather the grapes thereof.

Your ox shall be slain before your eyes, and you shall not eat thereof: your donkey shall be violently taken away from before your face, and shall not be restored to you: your sheep shall be given unto your enemies, and you shall have none to rescue them.

Your sons and your daughters shall be given unto another people, and your eyes shall look, and fail with longing for them all the day long: and there shall be no strength in your hand.

The fruit of your land, and all your labors, shall a nation which you know not eat up; and you shall be only oppressed and crushed continually: Somalia's oil??

So that you shall be driven mad by the sight of your eyes which you shall see.

The LORD shall strike you in the knees, and in the legs, with painful boils that cannot be healed, from the sole of your foot unto the top of your head.

The LORD shall bring you, and your king which you shall set over you, unto a nation which neither you nor your fathers have known; and there shall you serve other gods, of wood and stone.

And you shall become a horror, a proverb, and a byword, among all nations where the LORD shall lead you.

You shall carry much seed out into the field, and shall gather but little in; for the locust shall consume it.

You shall plant vineyards, and dress them, but shall neither drink of the wine, nor gather the grapes; for the worms shall eat them.

You shall have olive trees throughout all your borders, but you shall not anoint yourself with the oil; for your olives shall drop off.

You shall beget sons and daughters, but you shall not enjoy them; for they shall go into captivity.

All your trees and fruit of your land shall the locust consume.

The stranger that is among you shall rise up above you higher and higher; and you shall come down lower and lower. - Bantu population explosion

He shall lend to you, and you shall not lend to him: he shall be the head, and you shall be the tail.

Moreover all these curses shall come upon you, and shall pursue you, and overtake you, till you are destroyed; because you hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD your God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded you:

And they shall be upon you for a sign and for a wonder, and upon your descendants forever.

Because you served not the LORD your God with joyfulness, and with gladness of heart, for the abundance of all things;

Therefore shall you serve your enemies which the LORD shall send against you, in hunger, and in thirst, and in nakedness, and in want of all things: and he shall put a yoke of iron upon your neck, until he has destroyed you.

The LORD shall bring a nation against you from afar, from the end of the earth, as swift as the eagle flies; a nation whose tongue you shall not understand;
?????? :cry:

A nation of fierce countenance, which shall not regard the person of the old, nor show favor to the young:

And he shall eat the fruit of your cattle, and the fruit of your land, until you are destroyed: who also shall not leave you either grain, wine, or oil, or the increase of your cattle, or offspring of your sheep, until he has destroyed you.

And he shall besiege you in all your gates, until your high and fortified walls come down, in which you trusted, throughout all your land: and he shall besiege you in all your gates throughout all your land, which the LORD your God has given you.

And you shall eat the fruit of your own body, the flesh of your sons and of your daughters, which the LORD your God has given you, in the siege, and in the distress, with which your enemies shall distress you:

So that the man that is gentle among you, and very refined, his eye shall show no compassion toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave behind:

So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he has nothing left him in the siege, and in the distress with which your enemies shall distress you in all your gates.

The gentle and refined woman among you, who would not venture to set the sole of her foot upon the ground because of her gentleness and refinement, her eye shall show no compassion toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her son, and toward her daughter,

And toward her afterbirth that comes out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for lack of all things secretly in the siege and distress, with which your enemy shall distress you in your gates.


If you will not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that you may fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD YOUR GOD;

Then the LORD will make your plagues abundant, and the plagues of your descendants, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and severe sicknesses, of long continuance.

Moreover he will bring upon you all the diseases of Egypt, which you were afraid of; and they shall cleave unto you.

Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring upon you, until you are destroyed.

And you shall be left few in number, whereas you were as the stars of heaven for multitude; because you would not obey the voice of the LORD your God.

And it shall come to pass, that as the LORD rejoiced over you to do you good, and to multiply you; so the LORD will rejoice over you to destroy you, and to bring you to nothing; and you shall be plucked from off the land where you go to possess it.

And the LORD shall scatter you among all people, from the one end of the earth even unto the other; and there you shall serve other gods, which neither you nor your fathers have known, even wood and stone.

And among these nations shall you find no ease, neither shall the sole of your foot have rest: but the LORD shall give you there a trembling heart, and failing of eyes, and sorrow of mind:


And your life shall hang in doubt before you; and you shall fear day and night, and shall have no assurance of your life:

In the morning you shall say, Would God it were evening! and at evening you shall say, Would God it were morning! because of the fear of your heart by which you shall fear, and because of the sight of your eyes which you shall see.

And the LORD shall bring you into Egypt again in ships, by the way of which I spoke unto you, You shall see it no more again: and there you shall be sold unto your enemies as male and female slaves, and no man shall buy you. Anybody knows of the people in ships? Having the body parts trafficked? :cry: :cry:
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Re: If Somalia Was A Christian Nation

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Somali Christians do exist, but most were converted orphans. If you know where to look you can find them lol.
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But imagine. Somalo version of gospel songs. Laydhan waan kugu ifitmiin laha. Madaaxaga. Aha ha ha.wow.wow.This little light of mine.anyway, was good my brader? You work for jehovas or a free lance bastor?
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There's already somali folk dances with bits of islam intertwined into them is that not enough lol. That could be our gospel dancing..i suppose


No I do not work for any christian organization but somali christians deserve equal rights in somalia under the full protection of the law
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BaastoUnit wrote:But imagine. Somalo version of gospel songs. Laydhan waan kugu ifitmiin laha. Madaaxaga. Aha ha ha.wow.wow.This little light of mine.anyway, was good my brader? You work for jehovas or a free lance bastor?
:lol: :lol:
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Warya, yo, what is funny here.? Saaka waxaad ku quraacatay dutrunomi numbar wan, injiil john, korinthian chabter two.maxa jira?
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^ :lol: :lol: It's not John; it's INJIILKA SIDA YOOXANAA U QORAY

Yooxanaa 1:1-9

1 Bilowgii waxaa jiray Ereyga, Ereyguna wuxuu la jiray Ilaah, Ereyguna wuxuu ahaa Ilaah.

2 Isagu Ilaah buu la jiray bilowgii.

3 Wax walba waxaa laga sameeyey xaggiisa, oo wixii la sameeyey lama samayn isaga la'aantiis.

4 Isaga waxaa ku jirtay nolol, noloshuna waxay ahayd nuurka dadka.

5 Nuurkuna wuxuu ka ifayaa gudcurka, gudcurkuna kama badin.

6 Waxaa jiray nin xagga Ilaah laga soo diray, magiciisuna wuxuu ahaa Yooxanaa.

7 Isagu wuxuu u yimid markhaati furid, inuu u marag furo nuurka, inay dhammaan xaggiisa ka wada rumaystaan.

8 Isagu nuurka ma uu ahayn, laakiin wuxuu u yimid inuu nuurka u marag furo.

9 Kaasu wuxuu ahaa nuurka runta ah oo iftiimiya nin walba oo dunida yimaada.
Published in kenya in 1979.

Deuteronomy - Sharciga Kunoqoshadiisa

John - Yooxanaa

Corinthians - Korintos

Here's a list of all the books: https://www.biblegateway.com/versions/S ... /#booklist
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I know how somebody got greencard.
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if majorty of somalis would have been christians. somalis would be christian extremist. probably we would have first christian suicide bombar..
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DR-YALAXOOW wrote:if majorty of somalis would have been christians. somalis would be christian extremist. probably we would have first christian suicide bombar..
:lol: :lol:

And he would be from hawiye.

Somaliland would have on the flag...jesus is the saviour, RECOGNIZE!... :pac:
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jalaaludin5 wrote:
DR-YALAXOOW wrote:if majorty of somalis would have been christians. somalis would be christian extremist. probably we would have first christian suicide bombar..
:lol: :lol:

And he would be from hawiye.
.... and he would have been HG specifically. these pple are nuts
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jalaaludin5 wrote:
DR-YALAXOOW wrote:if majorty of somalis would have been christians. somalis would be christian extremist. probably we would have first christian suicide bombar..
:lol: :lol:

And he would be from hawiye.

Somaliland would have on the flag...jesus is the saviour, RECOGNIZE!... :pac:
and djbooty would still be suking that french gu,s
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Horror. I cannot imagine in any SENSE A Christian Somali nation. The entire idea if NOT moronic, it must be Oxymoronic then! Islam, and Somaliniimo is intertwined so chemically that I find the concept impossible to imagine. Every move A somal does-- is directly connected to his or her faith. There is no that independent will that should govern a human being in Somali Populous. ALaaah swt --many times in the Quran has told us--he gaveth us FREE WILL. But to Somalis-- Free Will is interpreted as "Waa Caaaf"

Oh I am going get up and xaar in the toilet---but ALAAAH willing. Oh I am going to Yawn---ooooppss Allaah swt willing of course. Oh I am going to knife you, because you insulted my qabil! Well--a knife, roarous screaming, and bleeding later--the person dies--and oooops---Alaaah willed it!

I am not saying they are wrong is dedicated ALL will to AlLAAH swt-- but there is a time when ALaah's swt name should not be over used. You can get up and go to the toilet and sh!t as much as u want without involving Gods name in vain! Fahamtu? :eat:



PS On a serious- note-- I cant imagine for a second--- a Somali Christian-- doing the cross sign on themselves! The very idea is comical. I can imagine an atheist, but never a Christian! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Basra- wrote:Horror. I cannot imagine in any SENSE A Christian Somali nation. The entire idea if NOT moronic, it must be Oxymoronic then! Islam, and Somaliniimo is intertwined so chemically that I find the concept impossible to imagine. Every move A somal does-- is directly connected to his or her faith. There is no that independent will that should govern a human being in Somali Populous. ALaaah swt --many times in the Quran has told us--he gaveth us FREE WILL. But to Somalis-- Free Will is interpreted as "Waa Caaaf"

Oh I am going get up and xaar in the toilet---but ALAAAH willing. Oh I am going to Yawn---ooooppss Allaah swt willing of course. Oh I am going to knife you, because you insulted my qabil! Well--a knife, roarous screaming, and bleeding later--the person dies--and oooops---Alaaah willed it!

I am not saying they are wrong is dedicated ALL will to AlLAAH swt-- but there is a time when ALaah's swt name should not be over used. You can get up and go to the toilet and sh!t as much as u want without involving Gods name in vain! Fahamtu? :eat:



PS On a serious- note-- I cant imagine for a second--- a Somali Christian-- doing the cross sign on themselves! The very idea is comical. I can imagine an atheist, but never a Christian! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You have touched on a very serious doctrinal issue (Insha'Allah,) that seriously needs to be debated here. On the issue of Somali Christians, do other denominations (apart from Roman catholic and Anglican church) have the tradition of crossing themselves? I doubt. The most known christian Somali in Kenya is the Kismayu-born, former Imam Rev. Adam Mohammed.



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